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1. wittyme22
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   November 29, 2012 2:06pm UTC
   Follow me on instagram..i follow back:)
   @rockinmeliss
   
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2. wittyme22
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   November 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC
   follow me on twitter.. @rockinmeliss I follow back:)
   
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3. wittyme22
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   September 1, 2012 10:07pm UTC
   Best Friends
   <3
   
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4. wittyme22
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   August 15, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   you get done before everyone else during a test....
   like a bosss:)
   then you realize the smart kids arin`t done yet..
   
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5. wittyme22
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   July 30, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   Come home to find no parents...aww yeah..dance party
   Hours past and you think omg they could have died..
   Right when they come home...ahhhh *hugs*
   
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6. wittyme22
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   July 25, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   Waiting for a viedo to bufffer....
   FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!
   Put on full screen....has to buffer again:(
   
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7. wittyme22
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   July 23, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   When your with your friend...
   And all of a sudden her mom starts yelling and flipping out...
   And you awkardly sit there....
   Wishing you would sink into to couch:)
   
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8. wittyme22
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   July 13, 2012 8:21pm UTC
   Zoned out in class..and..
   The teacher calls on you..and..
   You get the answer right...aww yeahh:)
   
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9. wittyme22
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   July 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   Why did the window go to the doctors?
   Because..it had panes...;)
   
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10. wittyme22
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    June 3, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Looking at your ex...and thinking..was i drunk the entire relationship;)
    -nmq
    
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11. wittyme22
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    May 3, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Since bread is square, then why is sandwhich meat round??
    just a thought;)
    
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12. wittyme22
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    April 8, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Why shouldn't you tell an Easter Egg joke?
    It might crack up;)
    
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13. wittyme22
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    April 4, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..How fast do hotcakes sell?
    ;);
    
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14. wittyme22
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    March 20, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
    -nmq
    
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15. wittyme22
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    March 13, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Why are fish salesmen so greedy?
    Their business makes them sel-fish :)
    -nmj
    
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16. wittyme22
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    March 12, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..where's the egg in an egg roll? ;)
    -nmq
    
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17. wittyme22
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    March 8, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpy dumpty is an egg?
    -nmq
    
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18. wittyme22
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    March 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..why they call it a tv "set"..when you only get one.
    -nmq
    
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19. wittyme22
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    March 5, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
    -nmq
    
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20. wittyme22
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    March 4, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    That one friend who always post fb status about her bf..
    
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