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Teacher: If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar how much money would you have in total?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: You don't know your maths.
Student: You don't know my dad.

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Teacher: If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar

158 faves · Jan 9, 2012 11:37am

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