Witty_Susan

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Ehh... Hi, My name's Susan...
13 years old. Like: Witty,Fb, Musicc, Pinterest, My friends, My Family, Food :3,
and Fcourse more...
I don't wear Make-up, cuz I don't need it :) Just like you all ;D
I also play drums and the piano...
And I'm Dutch :)

Witty_Susan
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:53am UTC

Checking behind the shower curtain
To make sure no monster is there
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What are you going to do if there is?

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 5:22pm UTC

R.I.P
For all the people in Colorado who just
went to the cinema to watch the movie
"The Dark Knight Rises"
R.I.P
For the people in Syria.
R.I.P
For all the innocent people in the world.
mg Witty_Susan.

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Be warned: I'm dumping you when I get home tonight.
Fine with me. I was just thinking we could use some time apart.
WTF JENNA??? I got autocorrected. I meant to write jumping you not dumping you.
And now you're telling me you want to break up??
Well, this is awkward...

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Am I the only one
that when somebody says
"10 years ago"
think about 90's
instead of 2002?
nmf

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Format by Sa
Format by Sandrasaurus
That Awesome feeling
when you finished
all your work
and could enjoy the rest
of the day.
- I have never experienced that
nmf
not my format.
Format by Sandras

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 11:22am UTC

That Awkward moment
when your chrush doesn't reply to
your messages but update
their Facebook status...
nmf

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:02am UTC

My Little Sister Came Home From
School One Day
And Demanded I Take Her To
The Library So She Could
Get Books On Sign Language.
I asked why? She told me
there was a new kid at school who's deaf
and she wanted to befriend him.
Today, I stood beside her at their
wedding watching het sign...: "I DO".
<3

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 9:43am UTC

Don't forget to unload the dishwasher. And did you finish your homework?
We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.
You are??? Omg! Thank u!
No, we're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
.....That was cruel.

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 7:53am UTC

Fave and ill write a name that sounds good with yours on your profile.

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Some people just need
a sympathetic pat...
On the head...
With a hammer.

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Kevin(Green) to Michelle(Grey):
Hey babe, what is dinner tonight?
Meatloaf and mashed
Oh god no, you're meatloaf is a war crime. My body would have an easier time digesting an old leather boot. Do not want.
That's Fcked up Kevin.
Sorry babe, I meant sounds great, I'm starving.
This darned phone...
lol. nmq.

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Girls are like
Apples on trees. The best
ones are on the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 11:41am UTC

I hate when
I'm singing a song &
Someone corrects me ...
I'm Like...
"B*TCH,what if I was freestyling?!"

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 11:02am UTC

Don't Judge me
By My Past.
I don't Live There Anymore

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 10:57am UTC

That Awkward moment
When you see
Something you like,
check the price tag,
and then slowly walk away.
Nmf.

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Witty_Susan
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 10:08am UTC

You Can't Buy Happines
BUT
You Can
Buy Cupcakes.
And That's Kind Of
The Same Thing