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LiamandSimmy

1. LiamandSimmy
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2016 8:21am UTC
   That moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the heck you are doing with your life
   
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2. LiamandSimmy
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   February 15, 2016 8:27am UTC
   Everyone talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. Personally, I'm not looking to develop a heart problem.
   
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3. LiamandSimmy
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   February 15, 2016 8:25am UTC
   if your mum doesn't run the hoover around when you're trying to sleep in, is she even your mum?
   
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4. LiamandSimmy
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   February 15, 2016 8:18am UTC
   My last words will probably be sarcastic.
   
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5. LiamandSimmy
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   June 10, 2015 3:02pm UTC
   So strange coming on Witty after all this time..
   Been a member since 2010 and it's strange seeing top quotes of the month get like 200 and something likes when someone could get about 500 in a day :/
   I miss the old witty.
   
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6. LiamandSimmy
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   October 23, 2013 6:43am UTC
   homework: A
   classwork: A
   homework: A
   classwork: A
   homework: A
   test: F
   final grade : F
   
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7. LiamandSimmy
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   May 6, 2013 12:52pm UTC
   I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it's not longer the same. I notice every single detail. I just don't say anything.
   nmf
   
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8. LiamandSimmy
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 12:48pm UTC
   I'm not anyone's first choice. I'm not anyone's favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I'm special to them but I know there is someone they will always choose over me.
   nmf
   
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9. LiamandSimmy
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2013 2:37pm UTC
   When They See Us Together,
   I Want Them To Say,
   "Wow, They're Still Together".♥
   
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10. LiamandSimmy
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    April 29, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    I still miss you and maybe even like you,
    but I'm done chasing you.
    
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11. LiamandSimmy
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    April 29, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    No one's perfect until you fall in love with them.
    
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12. LiamandSimmy
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    April 29, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    When a teacher is pregnant:
    Everyone: awww! congratulations!
    Me: she... had s/x?
    
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13. LiamandSimmy
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    April 29, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    I think I've fallen in hate with you.
    
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14. LiamandSimmy
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    April 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    u The easy times.
    ;The good times.
    ww Fast forward the bullsh/t.
    tt Rewind the memories.
    
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15. LiamandSimmy
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    April 25, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Won't accept compliments.
    Believe every insult.
    
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16. LiamandSimmy
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    April 24, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Dear God,
    Today I woke up,
    I am alive,
    I am healthy.
    Can't ask for more.
    T h a n k y o u.
    *nmf*
    
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17. LiamandSimmy
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    April 24, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    DYING To KNow
    AFRAID TO FIND OUT //////////////♥
    
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18. LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Bring on summer,
    2013
    ♥
    
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19. LiamandSimmy
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    April 23, 2013 2:35am UTC
    Person 1: I can draw really well!
    Person 2: I'm really athletic!
    Person 3: I write really well!
    Person 4: I'm hilarious!
    Person 5: I can dance well!
    Me: I can breathe..
    Me: *Chokes on air*
    
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20. LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Relationships nowadays=
    1 male, 1 female, 1 hoe,
    1 ex trying to mess it up &
    1 friend secretly hoping it ends.
    
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