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Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.

Boom. Dissed by my momma.

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Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez. Mom: Swearing's like

2050 faves · 12 comments · Jan 4, 2012 4:21pm

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TikTokToo1 · 1 decade ago
Haha, Steve always has truth in his comments. :)
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Rosechick · 1 decade ago
when i first read it i thought it said sweat instead of swear
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peacelovemusic47 · 1 decade ago
lol steveeeeeeeee.
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TheBrokenSmile · 1 decade ago
Steve, I love you.
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livvxyourxlifeee · 1 decade ago
steve's comment xD it's so true though...
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hugamoose3 · 1 decade ago
We have to unlearn that language so witty isn't shut down :(
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Steve · 1 decade ago
A very timely quote.
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_Green_a_Licious · 1 decade ago
hi guys check out this quote http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4686610
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skinnyminikitty · 1 decade ago
sarcasm, swearing, English, and txt :)
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imnotwhoyouthinkiam · 1 decade ago
hahaha is this a true convo?
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sam* · 1 decade ago
My Friends Say I Speak Random... Look A Unicorn
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
That makes 6 languages for me :D
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