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Ways To Annoy your Teacher:

1) When the teacher tells Someone to "Stop Sharpening their pencil In the middle of class," Say, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
2) Moo In the teachers Ear.
3) Get really close and whisper in their ear "I really don't want to have Homework." In a Creepy Tone.
4) Crawl up to their Desk and duck behind it and then jump up and Shout "PEEK-A-BOO"
5) Hiss at students when they try and help you with a paper
6) Stare at the Teacher intensly, the whole time she/he talks.
7) Ask Her/him if your shoes match your eyes then ask why shes/hes checking you out
8) When your doing a paper in class, yell " I DONT GET THIS!!" And then act like you never said it.
9) When the teacher asks what you did over the weekend, raise your hand really high and yell "I WENT TO CHINA!"
10) Stop your feet when she/he walks to make them sound heavy.
11) Say you can't do you're paper because it's not attractive.
12) Say you can't participate in class because you're diagnosed with Boredom.


nmf (:

 
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Ways To Annoy your Teacher: 1) When the teacher tells Someone

915 faves · 20 comments · Oct 4, 2011 7:48pm

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iamManny · 1 decade ago
i died bro!!!!!!!!!
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DamnAdrinna · 1 decade ago
If i did any of these, i'd meet the principal.
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LivvyLynne · 1 decade ago
i was reading this in the middle of english class & i busted out laughing -_- ahah ♥
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jollyjillrancher · 1 decade ago
OR ways to get suspended. lol
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dreambig1123 · 1 decade ago
i LOLed at 3 and 7
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zahraa123 · 1 decade ago
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x0Juliax0 · 1 decade ago
dude if i did any of those id be immediately sent down to the office. my teachers suck :/
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pixystix33 · 1 decade ago
i cant stop laughingg! XD this flippen made my dayy. imma do these :D
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sunshine235 · 1 decade ago
Made My Day. ♥
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picturetoburn13 · 1 decade ago
i was cracking up reading this! :D
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alferwoman · 1 decade ago
u forgot to put to talk in third person
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tierneylove · 1 decade ago
I would die in class if anybody did this.I am definitely gonna try some!
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heybeautifulx38 · 1 decade ago
if only detentions weren't possible
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lalagirl218 · 1 decade ago
whatta lifeeeee(::
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Bernicexoxo* · 1 decade ago
LMFAOO
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liveandlove98 · 1 decade ago
hahahah i love this
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CookieMonster6472 · 1 decade ago
My Favorite Is 10(((:
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pinkbubblegum143 · 1 decade ago
lolol! iwas cracking up reading this! :D
greatstuff righttheree
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SocksWithCats · 1 decade ago
EVERYONE I know is doing the first one.
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Flowie · 1 decade ago
lol, I love number 3 :D
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