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Flowie

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Member Since: 16 Jan 2011 12:56pm

Last Seen: 1 Jan 2015 03:54am

Birthday: January 19

Location: Germany (:

user id: 146907

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Flowie
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 11:05am UTC

I don't want to be the
second choice anymore

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Flowie
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 12:54pm UTC

I wonder what people think when they stare at me
because when I stare at someone I either hate them or they're just
really stupid

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Flowie
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 11:10am UTC

Do you like me?
a. Yes
b. A
c. B
d. no

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Flowie
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:52pm UTC

I don't think there are ugly people
In this world. Everyone is beautiful.
♥
nmf

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Flowie
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:07pm UTC

I'm not a facebook status.
You don't have to like me.
nmq

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Flowie
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC

WOW
I really thought you cared.
Whoops, my bad.

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Flowie
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Friends are like boobs. ///
Some are real and some are fake.
-not mine

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Flowie
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:41am UTC

Me: You're such a good cuddler!
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Me: Shhh, don't say anything
- quote credit to 9gag

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Flowie
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 11:55am UTC

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I'm not ugly.
I'm a beautiful monkey.
<3
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credit to 9gag/ nmf

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella. ☂

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 12:39pm UTC

I have failed math so many times
I can't even count.

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:03am UTC

Hey, you!
Yeah, I mean you.
I think you should smile more often.
It suits you. <3

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 12:37pm UTC

I wish forgetting my problems
was as easy as forgetting stuff
after an exam.

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Omg
A few hours ago I went to the German premiere of The Hunger Games.
I was just hoping to see Josh Hutcherson.
I didn’t just see him, I saw Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth, too!
Now comes the best part.
Josh and Jennifer signed my book and I won
tickets for the movie.
You can’t believe how happy I am right now. <3

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:19am UTC

What’s the point in calling her fat?
Do you want her starve herself?
Do you want her to throw up?
Do you want her to hurt herself?
Would you like anybody to do something like that to you?
No? Yeah, thought so..

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 1:46pm UTC

All my friends are so pretty
And I'm just ...me.

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Flowie
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 12:39pm UTC

U.G.L.Y
=
U Gotta Love Yourself.
Credit to facebook.

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Flowie
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 12:23pm UTC

❤________❤________❤
Everytime i eat a popsical
And a guy is watching me..
I look him straight in the eyes
and bite it.
❤________❤________❤ .
nmq/format credit to HelloFormats
HelloFormats

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Flowie
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 1:53pm UTC

Love is not a lie,
its not life, its a feeling that you get, when you're with someone, and you feel like you can be yourself, do whatever and they wont' care, and its unconditional, words cannot describe love. Love is a lot of things. sometimes It can be fun a harmless, but as you get older love gets more complicated, but to all those reading this, I promise it gets better, I believe that there is someone out there for everyone, maybe if we stopped looking for hate, we could find love
♥
nmq/format credit to butnowwhatthehell

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Flowie
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 5:37am UTC

Harry Potter:
I'm getting my nose pierced.
Jealous?
Voldemort:
Naah, I'm having dinner
with my parents.
*quote credit to facebook/ format credit to kateylnx38*

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