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WHEN I GROW UP...

I'm going to marry a guy named Jessie; so I can be Jessie's Girl.

Have a girl named Stacy; so I can be Stacy's Mom and have it going on.

And have a son named Luke; so my husband can say, "Luke, I am your father."

that would be a pretty sweet life.

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