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xoDivyaxo

1. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 2:44pm UTC
   I wish i was as white as a crayon,
   because then no-one would use me.
   
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2. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 1:56pm UTC
   My laptop charger gives out more heat than,
   the school radiators.
   
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3. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 1:50pm UTC
   Packing your bag for Hogwarts,
   after failing your muggle exams..
   nmf
   
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4. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 3:04pm UTC
   Who do you think you are
   running round leaving
   scars?
   Voldemort.
   
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5. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 5:22am UTC
   one, two, three, four
   I declare a tongue war.
   nmf
   
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6. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 5:18am UTC
   Awkwardly standing there
   while your friend talks too someone you don't know..
   nmf
   
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7. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 3:36pm UTC
   Fave if, when you wake up , you either;
   Go back to sleep.
   or
   Check your phone then go back to sleep.
   comment for any thing else?
   ♥
   just wondering :)
   
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8. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 1:48pm UTC
   & When life gets too much for you,
   Get yourself a Ben & Jerry's.
   ♥
   
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9. xoDivyaxo
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 7:47am UTC
   Ambulophobia;
   -fear of walking.
   (or an excuse to be lazy ♥)
   
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10. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 11:06am UTC
    Stalking the first person that faves your quote..
    nmf
    
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11. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 10:30am UTC
    Emotionally breaking down when you can't get your hair right..
    ♥
    nmf
    
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12. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 10:14am UTC
    Dear Sleep,
    you will always be my favourite hello & my hardest goodbye.
    ♥
    -facebook.
    
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13. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    Slowly moving your arm onto the armrest at the cinema before the other person does..
    admit it, you've done it.
    nmf
    
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14. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I'm a vegetrian because i hate
    plants..
    ♥
    
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15. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Never go a doctor who's office plants have died..
    
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16. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    B u t i f y o u n e v e r t r y y o u' l l ne v e r k n o w,
    j u s t w h a t y o u r w o r t h.
    ♥
    
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17. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Random fact 3;
    Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten banana's...
    
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18. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Random Fact 2;
    Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite...
    
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19. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Random Fact 1;
    Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
    
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20. xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
    Obsession will occur.
    School work will be put off until every single quote
    on the top quotes list is read.
    Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends and family do, and you will pour every single thought into your quotes.
    You will always keep a notepad or something to record your quotes in so you don’t forget them.
    Urban Dictionary describes Witty as this.
    It's pretty much truee ;)
    
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