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FAKE FRIENDS: Don't ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'man... That was awesome!' .

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall over.
REAL FRIENDS:
Will jump on top of you and shout ' PILE ON! '.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will fave it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did !!

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

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FAKE FRIENDS: Don't ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason

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