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Can you relate?
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're to lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the
person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always
tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
 
 
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Can you relate? -you sit in your towel after a shower because

1470 faves · 24 comments · Jul 1, 2011 8:19pm

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Yeahwhatever · 1 decade ago
I made it clear that I found it on Tumblr. If you like it fav it if you don't move the on. .
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lilgirlsarah · 1 decade ago
JOCKED
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brokenbones · 1 decade ago
i can actually relate to EVERY SINGLE ONE of these >_<
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x0kelsey21x0o · 1 decade ago
Every single one of them
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heythere12345 · 1 decade ago
yeah
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iloveechocolate3 · 1 decade ago
dood its like you know everything about me but u dont even know me ahahaha (:
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livinsummerx3 · 1 decade ago
this seriously explains my life.
especially the one about slow walkers in front of me.
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Breezyisalover · 1 decade ago
Story of my life!
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Smile57 · 1 decade ago
i can relate !

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funsized_love · 1 decade ago
II CAN SOO AGREE
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iTookTheNightx3 · 1 decade ago
all of them except for any bestfriend ones, or friend ones. #ForeverAlone.
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xoxomaddie17 · 1 decade ago
okaay, i can relate to EVERY SINGLE one of these. ;D
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Yeahwhatever · 1 decade ago
To all the chicks hating I could care less if you saw the exact same quote. First off it wasn't from ME. I found it off tumblr. This is why I left witty in the first Place all the pettiness. Fav the quote if you like it if not keep it moving.
& to all the people who said they "agree" haha same.
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mailman · 1 decade ago
i can relate to all of these
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Quotesxxxx · 1 decade ago
this is my whole life lol
do more!
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lilmissraej · 1 decade ago
exactly me
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divernicole17 · 1 decade ago
i faved this same exact quote yesterday but it wasnt by you...
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She_Hates_A_Ginger · 1 decade ago
Dude , I can relate to all of these<3 Ahhha .
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Soccafreak8 · 1 decade ago
how many of these quotes do we need?
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uraskinme · 1 decade ago
story if my life!
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