1.
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the
store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute
intervals
throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can
get
to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all
the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift
wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,
"I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see
what
happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all
off
and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I
haven't seen
you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to
avoid
embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this
junk,
anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim
you're
taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire
store
as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner,
look
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted
areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others
you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and
Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can
"catch" from
the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Coupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the
Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell
"hello"
upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and
ask,
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have
any
Shnerples here?"
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full
scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
"Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me
to
your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the
store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's
those
voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines
and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink;
explain
that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a
little
umbrella in it.
253 faves · 9 comments · Mar 27, 2011 9:24pm
breboo22
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1 decade ago
oh lol, i've heard of the comic but never the game ! lol
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ejw10
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1 decade ago
:D
its fine, not many people know what calvinball is.
there was a cartoon strip in the papers years ago called "Calvin and Hobbes". Calvin was a six year kid with his stuffed tiger friend. They played Calvinball. It's a game where the only rules are the ones you make up as you go. So it gets pretty weird.
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brooklynnokaywitty
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1 decade ago
whats a clavinball?
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breboo22
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1 decade ago
im gonna feel real stupid for asking this because i probably know it but we call it something else(probably).. but what the hell is Calvinball ? haha
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12345girl
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1 decade ago
hahaha i didd 16. they yelled at me cuz apparently im gonna pop the training wheelss. lmfaooo(:
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laurabear145
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1 decade ago
if this all was law abideing i'd do it ALL
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xloveyou4everxx3
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1 decade ago
i reallly wish i could do all this..! :D
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LettuceandMedusa
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1 decade ago
#51: Bump into people (on purpose) amd when they say excuse me, look them in the eye and say "I love you"
I did this, it was funny as hell =)
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charlie_ryan_swift · 1 decade ago
Me and my friend did this....we got kicked out!! LOL :)
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