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WADUP?!

thetwoofus
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 3:28pm UTC

There's a kid in my gym class that wears a sweatband on his head....gym is only a half hour long....
Someone's taking things too seriously.....

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:51pm UTC

So, i have had a really hard week, i just found out my 91 year old great grandfather is dying and i haven't seen him in years and i don't even remember what i said to him, he can't talk on the phone so i can't even tell him i love him; he was in War World 2 and was shoot multiply times. Also my grandfather has cancer and is dying also. I just can't smile anymore , all i want to do is cry, and that is all i ever do now. So can i get some faves for my grandfather, just to show someone cares ? and if you are still reading this, i love you

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:32pm UTC

& here i am
in my big giant sweatshirt
blasting my ipod,
blocking out the world
debating how to fix my problems,
because this time it's something I have to do
on my own.

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 10:08pm UTC

I wonder what it's like to be that girl, that people look at, and say,
"Wow, she is beautiful."

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 10:50pm UTC

When I was little....
I thought that DVDs would just be around for a while, and that everyone would go back to VHS again....
I was way off

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 8:16am UTC

That Awkward Moment
When I thought awkward was spelled akward...

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Don't give up,
just be you
because life is too short to be anybody else

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 6:06pm UTC

i neeed your help..
my ex bf has a new girlfriiend after 2 days...we went out for 5 months...he texxted me two days straight because "he neeeded to be happy " and "he was upset" ... he hasnt texted again ... does he like me or is he using ?
*please help me by commenting your opinion*
btw the text were very flrirty and loving..help ?

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 6:34pm UTC

Running with your backpack
just
does not work.

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 6:58pm UTC

Today,
I was so bored that I made my dino nuggets eat eachother

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thetwoofus
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May 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 11:00pm UTC

When I was little, I was afraid of the Easter bunny....
lol JK. I still think he's scary.
even the guy at the mall in the rabbit suit creeps me out

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 4:43pm UTC

I hate when my parents walk in when I'm watching
tv and all of the sudden,
BAM!
condom commercial.

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
April 14, 2011 5:54pm UTC

yesterday while i was crying over my ex boyfriend my best friend says "don't cry, sure the memory is great but some day he won't even matter or even bother you anymore" it is true one day he wont matter

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
March 18, 2011 7:47pm UTC

I want a summer romance
I want to walk on the beach, with you, holding my hand
I want you to see me when I'm tan
I want to look up at the stars with you on those clear summer nights
I want to lay in the warm sand and see your amazing smile
I want to be worry free with you, and have no stress over school
I want to be away from our school's drama, where rumors spread faster than you could imagine
yeah... that's what I want

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 4:57pm UTC

& I love you more than I did before
And if today I don’t see your face
Nothing’s changed, no one can take your place
It gets harder everyday
Say you love me more than you did before
And I’m sorry it’s this way
But I’m coming home, I’ll be coming home
And if you ask me I will stay, I will stay
Well I tried to live without you
But tears fall from my eyes
I’m alone and I feel empty
I’m torn apart inside
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thetwoofus
posted a quote
February 28, 2011 5:19pm UTC

does Miley Cyrus' front teeth bother anyone else ?

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thetwoofus
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January 26, 2011 9:09pm UTC

And right now is one of those moments where I just want to cry for no reason, because I feel like my whole world is crumbling directly underneath me.

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 2:49pm UTC

We all talk about guys completely ruining girls, and we're right most of the time. But what some people don't think about is how much a guy is upset when his girlfriend breaks up with them.... Believe me, its pretty sad...

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thetwoofus
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 2:30pm UTC

the "awe yeah" thing was really funny when Pauly D first said it, but now that EVERYONE says it, it is getting REALLY old. Plus no one can say it like Pauly D :)
Pauly D: awe yeahhh champagne yeahhhh! <3

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