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XLizxPennX

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Member Since: 10 Nov 2010 02:52pm

Last Seen: 6 Nov 2011 10:33pm

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  1. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Fathers Day is coming up.
    Every year I buy my deceased Grandpa a card no matter what.
    My step-dad just told me not to because "Its pointless," and "It'll make my grandma feel horrible."
    I'm in my room crying because he dosen't get how close me and my 'Paw-paw" were.
    <3 if you think my stepdad's a douche.

  2. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    Me:OMG YOU JUST ATE A DICK!!!(pretzel rod)
    Caitlin:....but it was good.

  3. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    April 1, 2011 4:52pm UTC
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  4. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    April 1, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Devan:It's friday!Fridayy!!! Gotta get down on fridayyy!!
    Mrs.Martindale:Devan!!
    Devan:What?
    Mrs.Martindale:...Shush.
    Ohhhh pre-algebra class

  5. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    My Teacher:Liz.....your a loser *laughs*
    Me:DAMMIT!
    My Teacher:What?
    Me:...I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS WHERE VERYONE KNOWS I'M TOTALLY AWSOME!
    My Bestfriend:Pshhhhh pigfarts is wayyy better
    i love my school.

  6. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Quirrel:The House cup....is an Honored tradition.For centuries-
    Draco:GO HOME TERRORIST!

  7. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Snape:10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!
    House:WHAT! WHY!?!
    Snape:Because of Ms.Grangers excessive baby fat!
    Ron and Harry:Thanks Hermoine.

  8. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Snape:....however a person can be a horcrux.
    Harry:Umm..uh whats a horcrux?
    Snape:I'm not even going to tell you Harry you'll find out soon enough.
    Harry:*shrugs*

  9. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Snape:And remember a port key can be a very harmless object.Such as a football...or..a dolphin.
    Lavendar Brown:Umm like sir..can a person be a port key?
    Snape:Thats ubsurd!...because if that person were to touch themself*Looks at Harry and Ron* they would constantly be transported to different places.

  10. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Ron:UGH! NOT SNAPE I HOPE THEY FIRE THAT GUY!
    Ginny:Why? Whats wrong with snape?
    Ron:Uh!Nothing.He's just. Uh! EVIL!

  11. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    Dumebledore:So basically I've been putting anyone who looks like a good guy into gryffindor,anyone who looks like a bad guy into slytherin and the other two can just go wherever the hell they want :D
    Cedric:Hufflepuffs are particulary good finders :DD
    Dumbledore:What..the hell...is a hufflepuff?

  12. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    March 29, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Ginny:Umm excuse me Dumbledore but aren't we supposed to be sorted by the Sorting hat?
    Dumbledore:Funny thing about the sorting hat...he got hitched with another magical garment...the Scarf of Sexual Preference aren't going to be back until next year.
    Ginny:...Oh.*sits back down*

  13. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    March 29, 2011 4:06pm UTC
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    March 29, 2011 4:05pm UTC
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  15. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    March 29, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    My friend Mark through glitter on me today.....after being fed up with it I grabbed the hot glue gun and yelled :"I WILL BURN YOU!!!"
    My teacher replied "Ummm excuse me! That isn't very nice!"
    Minutes later I slappeed him with a popsicle stick... >:3

  16. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    March 28, 2011 8:31pm UTC
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  17. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    March 7, 2011 6:15pm UTC
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  18. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your stuck in a english class with seventh graders...
    AND YOUR IN 8TH GRADE!!!

  19. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    My Step Brothers roommate usually comes back drunk.
    The other day he told us a story.
    Him:Hey Drew how goes it?
    Drew:You know what Cif...I thought we were gonna have a real dick as a fourth roommate...but then I got to know you.
    Him:Oh really *laughs*
    Drew:Yea..but Cif..I love you man...I really do!
    Him:Yeah..love you to Drew... xD

  20. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
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    February 10, 2011 7:23pm UTC
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