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Girl is late to class:
Teacher: why are you late?
Girl: I was blowing bubbles

*5 minutes later*
Another girl is late to class

Teacher: And why are you late?
Girl: I was blowing bubbles

*5 more minutes later*
A boy is late to class

Teacher: Let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too?
Boy: 
I AM BUBBLES!





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Girl is late to class: Teacher: why are you late? Girl: I was

895 faves · 20 comments · Jan 21, 2011 4:52pm

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mbf5197 · 1 decade ago
i completely agree! this was in NO offense to that whatsoever. i didn't even think of that. i really appreciate that! no need to get all caught up over a quote on witty
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EmotionalTrickery · 1 decade ago
Personally, I found this quote funny.
But I also agree with Fluorescent. Because guys do treat girls like that.
But it's just a quote, this isn't the place to argue about sexism.
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mbf5197 · 1 decade ago
hah thanks girlllll<3
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tay_tay_swiftyy · 1 decade ago
hahahha realllyy funnyy!!!! gooddd jobbb! (:
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mbf5197 · 1 decade ago
loll lovee you jamiee<3
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jssx623 · 1 decade ago
Lmfao i think its hilarious!! Good job :)
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ZebraPrint · 1 decade ago
Lmaoo, eww.
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Fluorescent · 1 decade ago
Thank you kaytbugg, and thank you missauthor123.
And to everyone else, you should know that I wasn't trying to start anything; I was merely stating my opinion.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Y'all don't need to gang up on Fluorescent. I found the joke hilarious, but guys do treat girls like that, it is pretty degrading. It was her opinion, she has a right to state it. It was funny, but she has a good point. Shouldn't hate on her for her opinion.
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mbf5197 · 1 decade ago
okk chill guys. im sorry if you think that i "jocked" it. i actually didnt. it was this girl from my school's status on facebook. i didn't even know that this was on here. so please, just chill. if it's on your profile too, i had absolutely no idea. sorry.
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MissSoffy777 · 1 decade ago
joCKEDDD
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eminemlove26 · 1 decade ago
MINE.
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missauthor123 · 1 decade ago
Guys! Don`t get mad at Flourescnet !!! She HAS a point! Think about it. Yes, I myself found it funny, but it`s still true. All(most) guys want from us is to have with them or give them blow jobs.
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lOvE802 · 1 decade ago
Fluorescent ; calm down . its funny ! like if u dont like it dont comment & startt stuff . bye.
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emiinnerr · 1 decade ago
Fluorescent ; ohhhh calm yo' tiitss. (:
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mbf5197 · 1 decade ago
fluorescent, calm down. its a joke. im sorry you dont find it funny, but that doesn't mean that other people don't. that's your opinion. please calm down & if you don't like it, don't read/comment/fave it. k? k.
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Fluorescent · 1 decade ago
To be honest, this quote truly disgusts me. What is funny about children giving ? It's incredibly degrading for women, who are continuously treated as -toys by men, and it seems like our only purpose is to give them pleasure. Not only that, but it's sad to live in a world where saying this sort of thing has become normal--let alone humorous. I am completely and utterly repulsed.
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live_forever12 · 1 decade ago
haha theres one i know like this....

there were three ducks the first one says
ive had a terrible day, ive been in and out of puddles!
the second one says
ive had a terrible day, ive been in and out of puddles!
the third one says
ive had a terrible day! I AM PUDDLES!

i told my friends this joke b4 christmas and they all sent me christmas duck cards with PUDDLES written on the front -_- :P xd
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mbf5197 · 1 decade ago
yaa lollll. i found it funnyy
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sofinsqui · 1 decade ago
does this mean.........??? :/ haahahaha
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