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eminemlove26

1. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 3:19pm UTC
   Intelligent Good Looking
   Emotionally Stable
   Pick two.
   
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2. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 11:09pm UTC
   I don't want to say it, but I'm done with witty for a while.
   THANK YOU WITTY GIRLS,
   YOU'VE BLESSED MY LIFE.
   
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3. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   People don't deserve second chances
   when there are still people out there
   waiting for their first.
   ♥
   
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4. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 2:57pm UTC
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   It's funny...
   In Phineas & Ferb, it says "104 days of summer vacation", but theres 107 episodes...
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5. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2011 3:36pm UTC
   That awkward when you automatically say moment even though it wasn't in the beginning.
   
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6. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2011 3:16pm UTC
   I want a quote
   With EXactly the amount of favs i asked for in it. ♥
   Soo...100?:)
   
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7. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   People don't deserve second chances
   when there are still people out there
   waiting for their first.
   ♥
   
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8. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 10:58pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. eminemlove26
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 10:12pm UTC
   W h a t i f y o u c a l l e d t h e w r o n g n u m b e r ,
   a n d t h e p e r s o n y o u c a l l e d w a s a c e l e b r i t y .
   "Hey Mom,"
   "No, this is Lady Gaga."
   
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10. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    "You're too easily offended."
    "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!"
    
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11. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    I used to be indecisive;
    but now I'm not so sure.
    favorite if you get it:)
    
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12. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    Nothing is impossible.
    Don't Believe Me?
    Comment on my profile something you think is & I'll comment back why its possible.
    
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13. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 6:28pm UTC
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    Mac Miller's
    "HAHA!"
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14. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    ........
    just had to keep it somewhere.
    
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15. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:05pm UTC
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    not mine; had to keep it somewhere.
    
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16. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:00pm UTC
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    not mine; had to keep it somewhere.
    
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17. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    Person: My grandmom's turning 96 and I want to get her something special.
    Other Person: Get her a coffin.
    oh ricky bobby(:
    
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18. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    A professor explained to his students before a big exam that there will be no excuse for missing class the next day, excusing loss of a loved one, or severe illness. One smartass student ask: "What about sexual exhaustion?" With that the teacher responded with:
    "It's okay, you can use the other hand."
    fav if you get it(;
    
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19. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    WHO E LSE
    didn't know where the categories were.
    
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20. eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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