Witty Profiles
Annoying
Things To Do On An Elevator
Long, but hilarious
xD
1) CRACK open your
briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2)
STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without
getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank
the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm
handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of
THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these
do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
10) STARE, grinning at another
passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks
on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask:
"Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on
the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal
space."
14) WHEN there's only one other
person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it
wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button
for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for
your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi
Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until
someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's
mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight
attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the
Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug"
then enforce it.
461 faves · 12 comments · Aug 26, 2010 9:21pm
Jerseygurl206
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1 decade ago
this just made my day :D
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TizzyPnSpecialG
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1 decade ago
i was on a cruise and me and my friend pushed all the buttons, then we were gonna get off, but this lady got on and was like "Wow, that's immature, my five year old wouldn't even do that" we just stood there silent and burst into laughter when we got off lmfao(:
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TizzyPnSpecialG
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1 decade ago
literally laughing so hard lol:p
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justinluva
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1 decade ago
haha have you heard of funniest things to do in mcdoanolds. look it up! pretty hillarious
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be_my_escape
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1 decade ago
ahahhahahah number 2 is my fav
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laurennxo15
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1 decade ago
i was laughing the whole time i read it!
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ShannonCullen
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1 decade ago
i couldnt stop laughing the entire way through that :):L
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xxbeachgirl54xx
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1 decade ago
hahahaha u can also stand infront og the doors before it hits the floor and stand like buzz lightyear when they open!!!!! done it befor!!!! :D
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HUGS2KISSES
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1 decade ago
i just peed my pants from laughing sooo hard!!!!!!!! funnyest think ive ever read!
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holmesmi
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1 decade ago
hahahh i know i was litteraly crying when i read this hahah
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ChEeRxOLeAdEr
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1 decade ago
omfg im legit lmfao right now this is amazing
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xoAshleyClairexo · 1 decade ago
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lmao this is legit one of the funniest things i ever heard!.;D