Math
He's teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once,he kissed her twice,
and said,"Now that's addition."
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfication,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and
said,"Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her,she kissed him,
Without an explanation,
And together both smiled and said,
"That's multiplication,"
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision,
He kicked that boy three blocks away,
And said,"Now that's long division!"
