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he5p87

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September 16, 2011 9:34pm UTC

That awesome moment when you're making faces at a little kid and their parent turns around to see why they're suddenly so amused at church and you just look like an idiot....

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he5p87

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August 1, 2011 6:45pm UTC

Am I the ONLY one that looks up at the clouds and sees....
clouds?!
NOT the cute bunnies and smiley faces that should be making my day instead of hiding...

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he5p87

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October 20, 2010 8:58pm UTC

.....ITS NOT A ... "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" MOMENT.....
......ITS A...."I'M TOO LAZY TO SHARE IT AND ITS REALLY NOT THAT FUNNY" MOMENT

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he5p87

posted a quote
September 21, 2010 4:34pm UTC

First day at the high school I ask a tenth grader
" What's the fastest way to get here?"
"Duh!"
(she rips out her handy dandy map) "You take this hallway to the right and go up the stairs three floors, then
YOU POP OUT LIKE A BABY!"
.......this is gonna be a great year.....

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he5p87

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September 21, 2010 4:15pm UTC

Your mom: tell your brother and sister its time for dinner
You: (BROTHER'S NAME) (SISTER'S NAME)
Your mom: (disgusted look) Well I could have done that
You: Well then why did I?
Your mom: ugh.

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he5p87

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May 11, 2010 6:37pm UTC

*girls always talk about how fat they are. So just to show my friends how ridiculous they were being i pointed to my stomach and said*
I GOT SO MANY ROLLS I COULD FEED A HOMELESS SHELTER!
all mine don't steal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha if you don't get it...first of all wow..second of all you know that flab on your stomach...those my dear are called rolls. hahahaha

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he5p87

posted a quote
April 28, 2010 2:05pm UTC

Few women admit their age
Few men act theirs!
i love this quote..but its not mine!

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he5p87

posted a quote
April 27, 2010 9:14pm UTC

THEN AND NOW:
light up sneakers were the cooliest: converse are the only good shoes.
Hilary Duff: Miley Cyrus
F in math: oh wait i'm still failing!
play dates: hangin out
turtle necks: v-necks
pigtails-bangs
pokemon or yu-gi-yo:paper football
everyone was friends:everyone are backstabbers
tubular was a cool word: F**k yes is the quote of the day everyday.
boy meets world: malcolm in the middle
everyone thought boys had cooties: everyone knows boys have cooties
pokemon theme song: what would you do (very innappropriate if you've never heard it btw)
teachers were you friends: teachers are the people in your drawings being hurt.
parents knew everything about you: parents no nothing about you
guys and girls hanging out in 4th grade..no big deal: guys and girls hanging out in middle school need parental consent?
smoking was like a cuss word:smoking comes up in every conversation.
when our parents were our age, they never talked about the stuff we talked about when we were in second grade.
lying was a sin:being honest is unheard of
I made this saying DNT STEAL IT!: If you think you're cool because you bent the truth, let me tell you...YOU'RE A GOOF! seriously i love that so DNT TAKE IT!
WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD MAMA PEOPLE LIVIN LIKE THEY AIN'T GOT NO MAMAS I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS ADDICTED TO THE DRAMA ONLY ATTRACTED TO THINGS THAT'LL BRING YA TRAUMA ... sooo true

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he5p87

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April 27, 2010 6:11pm UTC

These aren't mine, but i love them!
You can fall off a building, you can fall out of a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
Excuse me, but can you give me a map...
umm...okay???
I'm sorry, i just keep getting lost in your eyes.
whoa...are you okay???? THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE!!!!!
WHAT?!?!?!?!!?
ITS A SPARKLE!

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he5p87

posted a quote
April 27, 2010 6:06pm UTC

ALICE IN WONDERLAND!:
You can paint my roses red.

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he5p87

posted a quote
April 27, 2010 6:05pm UTC

*KINGS*
Jenny: Guys who wants to eat my bacon! I'm a vegetarian, I haven't eaten meat in like * years!
Me: Oh i'll eat your bacon.
Me: I'll eat your bacon anyyyyyy day!
you might've had to be there.

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he5p87

posted a quote
April 27, 2010 6:03pm UTC

gorgeus music in backgroud***
slow dancing****
Jenny: Man, I really wish i had a hawt boyfriend right now to dance with?
Me: ummm.....what about me? (not Jenny's boyfriend)
Jenny: Well, I love this and all, but dancing with you...i realized...
YOU'RE A GIRL!
~~Alice Cast Party

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he5p87

posted a quote
April 27, 2010 5:17pm UTC

STICK THAT IN YOUR CHARZARD AND BURN IT!
----- me
dnt steal this ... its pure genius. i made it duh!
you have to be a pokemon fan.!

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he5p87

posted a quote
April 27, 2010 5:13pm UTC

Ron: Oh wow i'm not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.
Me: Its okay, i'm not the sharpest tusk in the elephant herd either.
Ron: or perhaps the longest neck in the giraffe pack.
Me: hahahah sorry i'm just not the hottest charzard in Ash's balls.
the ones in yellow and blue i created myself SO DON'T STEAL THEM! hahaha you have to be a pokemon fan to appreciate the blue one.

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