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Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, "Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball?" He then replied, "No ma'am, police officers don't have balls". MLIA
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Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me

55 faves · 1 comments · Feb 1, 2010 7:51pm

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aphrodite814r · 1 decade ago
haha i reposted ur quote but gave u credit!!! everybody said it was effing hilarious!!!
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