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Don't do that;
Don't get mad when you get called a slut,
because you dress like that.
Don't get pissed when you get called a whore,
because you can't remember half the guys you fucked.
Don't get upset when you fail classes,
because you don't do the work.
Don't be sad when I'm not there for you,
because you were never there for me.
Just don't do that.






 

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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    B i g o t;
    a prejudiced person,
    who is intolerant of any;
    opinions differing from their own.
    Also the reason;
    w h y,
    I'm leaving;
    w i t t y,
    for good.
    I'm sick of people;
    j u m p i n g,
    down my throat,
    because my opinions,
    are different from theirs.
    So goodbye witty.
    I'll miss the site,
    but can't say I'll miss,
    most the people.

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    September 11, 2011 6:26pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Do you feel like a;
    m a n,
    when you push her;
    a r o u n d?
    Do you feel;
    b e t t e r,
    now as she falls to the;
    g r o u n d?
    Accidently found this song, and I loved it.

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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    If you fall;
    " in love "
    with your;
    best friend,
    ignore the feelings.
    What would you rather have;
    a few weeks/months of being a;
    couple then breaking-up and;
    forgetting each other,
    or staying friends forever?
    You might think they are;
    " T h e o n e "
    but in reality,
    you're still only in;
    middle/high school,
    you still have your;
    w h o l e l i f e,
    ahead of you,
    a whole life you'd want to share with;
    your best friend,
    not regretting losing them.

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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 5:36am UTC
    Growing up is tough;
    if you're short.
    I wanted to join;
    a gang one time,
    but the guys called me;
    a paragraph,
    because I was too short to be an;
    e s s a y.
    -a Mexican comedian (yes Mexican was relevant because in this case, essay is referring to esé.)-

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    September 11, 2011 3:18am UTC
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    September 11, 2011 2:52am UTC
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    September 11, 2011 2:46am UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 2:21am UTC
    I just know,
    I'm going to;
    wake-up,
    to all the;
    top-quotes,
    being about;
    9 / 11.
    Seriously,
    no disrespect,
    but one is;
    enough.
    & I know y'all are going to get all offended by this, so if you don't like it, don't bother commenting, because it's my opinion, and I don't care if you agree or not.

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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 1:25am UTC
    "Fave and I'll follow!"
    Uh, no thanks.
    I'd rather have people;
    " f o l l o w "
    me because they like my;
    q u o t e s,
    not because I liked theirs.
    {even though I have no clue what followers even for..}

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    September 11, 2011 1:20am UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:30am UTC
    I don't know why;
    people make fun of:
    " g i n g e r s. "
    I pay a lot of;
    m o n e y,
    to get that color of hair.

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    September 11, 2011 12:24am UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:20am UTC
    What's wrong with it?
    "It's not working.."
    No s h i t.
    -_-'

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    September 11, 2011 12:08am UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    M a r k e r s,
    instantly become;
    c o o l e r,
    i f t h e y ' r e;
    s c e n t e d.

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    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Come and knock on our door,
    (Come and knock on our door)
    we've been waiting for you,
    (we've been waiting for you)
    Where the kisses are;
    hers and hers and his,
    Three's company too.
    Three's company marathon is on <3

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    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:17am UTC
    Row, row, row;
    your boat,
    gently down the;
    stream,
    if you see a;
    c r o c o d i l e,
    don't forget to;
    s c r e a m.
    A H H!
    When I Was little, my godmother took me to a camp resort, and they had a morning sing along on a tractor that had three massive carts attached to the back, (it looked like a train) and they'd always sing this song.

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    September 10, 2011 1:01am UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:36am UTC
    This year I had;
    my first tornado,
    my first earthquake,
    my first hurricane,
    & now,
    I'm going through,
    my first flood.
    Is there anything else;
    you'd like to warn me about,
    M o t h e r N a t u r e ?
    I didn't actually get much of hurricane Irene, it died down before it reached PA.

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