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1. Lostlovebattle
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   I see all these quotes about
   people losing family members on 9/11
   I'm sitting here like,
   My fish died last week, it was tragic.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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2. missindependent415
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 4:16pm UTC
   ♕
   DON'T BE A DRAG JUST BE A QUEEN.
   Format by XxprettixX
   
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3. kaciexoxmcginley
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 1:22am UTC
   #thisisn'ttwitterstopdoingthis
   ♥
   
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4. Goldielocks11
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
   I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
   LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE
   
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5. idance
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 7:11pm UTC
   "
   *girls on facebook*
   "getting starbucks with jenny!"
   *..two minutes later*
   121 pictures and 5 videos uploaded.
   ♥
   
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6. kiamazdaa
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 3:25pm UTC
   honey,
   i like your statuses..
   not you.
   
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7. sarahmarlowXxx
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 11:55am UTC
   ------------------------
   You are what you eat?
   Well this is awkward because you're a dick------------------------
   
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8. bre_woof
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   Skinny is beautiful.
   But so is curvy
   And short
   And tall
   And long hair
   And short hair
   And no hair
   And freckles
   And dark skin
   And light skin
   And medium skin
   And thin arms
   And wide shoulders
   And tiny feet
   And long feet
   And small hands
   And long fingers
   And big teeth
   And wide wrists
   And long arms
   And blonde hair
   And red hair
   And black hair
   And blue hair
   And curves
   And hips
   And narrow fingers
   And chubby fingers
   And high cheekbones
   And muscles
   And strong calves
   And big noses
   And tiny noses
   And round noses
   And thick eyebrows
   And loud voices
   And accents
   And intelligence
   And high voices
   And big toes
   And wide thighs
   And thigh gaps
   And sharp ears
   And small ears
   And wide tummies
   And big hands
   And small tummies
   And wide hips
   And big butts
   And flat chests
   And no butts
   And big eyes
   And slanted eyes
   And streaks
   And contacts
   And glasses
   And afros
   And straight hair
   And curly hair
   And moles
   And thin legs
   And stubby legs
   And big arms
   And big foreheads
   And love handles
   And perfection
   And flaws.
   ♥
   nmf
   
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9. Jade672
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 5:10am UTC
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10. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:41am UTC
    "I can't find the 'good' in goodbye..."
    Here's a clue, dear. It's right before the 'bye'.
    
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11. DiaDeath
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 1:40am UTC
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12. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. Ferarri_Girl
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:34am UTC
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    This is my turtle, Slash.
    Please favourite this quote so slash can takeover witty;D
    nmf
    .Turtle
    
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14. gabalina
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Did you know? The first quote onWitty is about a bucket. - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - nmf/it's my quote(: link: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/1
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. elizabethmariexo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    be happy in your own skin.
    I mean think about it;
    thin people are pretty
    but..
    chubby people are adorable.
    
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17. ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale
    
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18. SkylarJessica13
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 11:24pm UTC
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19. OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    lying in bed
    wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee. ♥
    
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20. xxheyaxx
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Today,
    The goody-two-shoes
    at my school lost his
    shoe, He is now
    The good-one-shoe
    ♥ ツ
    ♥♥♥
    nmf
    
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