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xxheyaxx

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Member Since: 2 May 2011 09:02am

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MESSAGE FOR ONE DIRECTION:
CALL ME ~~MAYBE~~

Haay
I'm a stalker...
JK.
IM 100% IRISH AND PROUD!
YOUR A FUNKY PIGEON ~~.COM~~
AND DONT FORGET IT!
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THANK YOU.

xxx

HAAAY!!♥
Im Izzy I blow out candles on July 25th
As you can see, I LOVE mousatches!!
:Dx There too kewl for school!!
(seriously they are try bring one to school!)
I WUV ONE DIRECTION!
MWAA HAA HAAA HAAA HAAA.

Baiiii♥

xxheyaxx
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 10:36am UTC

How to get five-year-olds to hug you:
Dress up like Santa Claus.

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 12:27pm UTC

I like my sprite flat.
So I guess I'll just hit it with a mallet..

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 10:46am UTC

Guy: *see's murderer with knife in his hand*
"MURDERER NO MURDERING! MURDERER NO MURDERING! MURDERER NO MURDERING!"
Murderer: "Oh man! *drops knife and leaves*
fb.nmf

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Samsung owed Apple 5 million dollars for copying one of Apple's ideas..
So Samsung got truck-loads of quarters and dupped them outside Apple's headquarters..

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Today I yelled at my mom:
MOM CLOSE THE OVEN DOOR BEFORE THE DOG JUMPS IN!!

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 4:19pm UTC

An elephant is the same as an ant..
Just bigger.

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Pointless Fact #1:
Cat's are lack toast and tolerant..

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 4:03pm UTC

My friend: AHHH!! I feel something against my leg!!
My friend: Oh no wait never mind.. it was just my other leg..
landoniswitty's format

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 8:48am UTC

I admit it...
"I'm afraid of clowns! They're scary!"
*clown walks in*
"...ARE'NT CLOWNS SO AMAZING & SO
AWESOME IN EVERYWAY .."
*ha ha ha- please dont kill me..*

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:57pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson:
"I like girls who eat carrots."
*Suddenly every single girl in the
world begins to love carrots.*
♥
nmf

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 3:12pm UTC

I say:
TGIF♥
Nerds say:
TGIM♥

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 12:22pm UTC

TYPE YOUR NAME
izzy
TYPE IT WITH YOUR FEET
izzy
TYPE IT WITH YOUR ELBOW
izzy
TYPE IT WITH YOUR NOSE
izzy
TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHIN
izzhy
TYPE IT WITH YOUR FIST
izzy
TYPE IT WITH YOUR EAR
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TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHEEK
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SPIN AROUND THREE TIMES AND TYPE IT WITH YOUR EYES SHUT
izzy
TYPE IT WITH YOUR HEAL
lioxx
Fav if you repost. 6/10

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 6:49pm UTC

♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥•
That akward moment
when you get 1
and your like "OMG I GOTTA FAV!"
but then the fav
is from you
:/
♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥ •♥

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 3:20pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
♥ ♥ ♥
Today,
The goody-two-shoes
at my school lost his
shoe, He is now
The good-one-shoe
♥ ツ
♥♥♥
nmf

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 4:16pm UTC

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I was at the hairdressers
& I was wearing the big black long cape,
so I started spining round on my chair
yelling I AM VOLDAMORT!
♥
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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 4:25pm UTC

Dad.... Dad... DAD!!!
........
.
DAD! HOW DO YOU SPELL.... ah never mind I'll just Google it -_-
...........
nmf.

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 6:50pm UTC

Turning on my iPod with the
headphones in my ears
& pausing the song so I can
spy on peoples conversations
J
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 6:18pm UTC

*****
N i njas a re fast ! Sneaky!
Kara te chop!
I just Ka rate choped you!
*****
(look behind you!)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xxheyaxx
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 8:28am UTC

Three-year-old: Im telling my mommy on you!
Me: Okay♥

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