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Edward Cullen
from    urbandictionary.com:
1. FICTIONAL sparkly pansy vampire whose only purpose
of being is to drop the panties of any girl dumb enough
to    actually    think this f*ck   is romantic and sexy.

2. Stephanie Meyer's dream man. She f*cks him in her sleep
because she doesn't get enough loving from her family.

3. Abusive vampire thing who is apparently made of
stone or marble or some sort of beautiful white rock.

1. OH EDWARD CULLEN, TAKE ME NOW BECAUSE I'M
13       AND    STUPID!!!1!!1ONEONEONE!!11!1!1

2. Stephanie Meyer: TAKE ME NOW, EDWARD CULLEN! MARRY ME!!!!

3. Guy: "How'd you get that bruise?"
Twitard: "I was reading Twilight and I was just so turned on by Edward
Cullen that I just HAD to bruise myself too! He's cold like marble, you know."
Guy: ".....I'm not f*cking you ever."