Quotes added on Saturday, January 24 2015

jessiccaaxx*
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January 24, 2015 7:16pm UTC

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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January 24, 2015 7:34pm UTC

i'm jealous of the way you're happy without me.

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*mysterious.mah*
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January 24, 2015 8:39pm UTC

Grammer
Knowing the difference between:
Knowing your sh*t.
and
Knowing you're sh*t.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Wanderess*
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January 24, 2015 8:54pm UTC

Stop posting sad quotes, is irritating.

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1mrsseguin9
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January 24, 2015 9:23pm UTC

*Snapchating my boyfriend*"Why did you screenshot that?""Because you looked soooo cute"How did I get this lucky?

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maddie__11
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January 24, 2015 9:40pm UTC

call me a fool, but I was beginning to love you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jessiccaaxx*
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January 24, 2015 9:45pm UTC

"Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at night
And was always there to do it
Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of it's new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
hi mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his faher got mad
when he cried for him to do it.
Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wroe a pom
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
And that's what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year that Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle's Creed went
And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at three a.m. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
Because that's what it was really al about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn't think
he could reach the kitchen."

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Goner*
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January 24, 2015 9:45pm UTC

You walk around with your head held high
as if you're not the one that's living a lie.

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Goner*
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January 24, 2015 9:51pm UTC

What makes you think that you'll change their minds?

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Goner*
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January 24, 2015 9:58pm UTC

I just want someone who will tell me not to hurt myself tonight
Is it so much to ask?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dishonored*
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January 24, 2015 10:07pm UTC

everyone: I love this thing.
me: I hate this thing.
everyone: you hate everything.
me: tru.

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PrimarilyParamore*
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January 24, 2015 10:07pm UTC

All the
things you
Love are
All the
Things I
Hate,
How did we get here in the First Place?

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PrimarilyParamore*
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January 24, 2015 10:47pm UTC

What a
Treacherous Thing
to Believe
that a
Person is
more than
a Person."
-John Green
"Paper Towns"

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livelaflove
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January 24, 2015 11:10pm UTC

I literally hate it when my parents talk about me while they think I can't hear them.

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PrimarilyParamore*
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January 24, 2015 11:11pm UTC

"We bring
the F u ( k i n g
Rain, Q.
Not scattered
showers."
(Page 49)
- Margo
"Paper Towns"|John Green

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livelaflove
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January 24, 2015 11:30pm UTC

My friends and I started a legit blog where we actually write (hopefully) funny things about useless but interesting things...
Technically it's for school but we're actually really excited about it,
if anyone cares at all it would mean the world if you would take a look if you have a chance:)
meticulousfestering.tumblr.com
(I don't think this is against the rules? Does this count as advertising? Is that just for people making money through some kind of company? I hope this doesn't count as its not for a profit...but sorry if it does Steve)

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beary0630
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January 24, 2015 11:47pm UTC

One Direction Update
1/24/15 11:45 PM EST
Hey guys! Not much to update on today. The boys weren't really seen. Everyone is in the same locations they have been. Based on Liam's tweets I think he and Louis have been writing together and working on different stuff for the future!
No rumors or links today.

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