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Quotes added on Wednesday, September 17 2014

  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:55am UTC
    Police: can you describe the assailant? Me: red hair, freckles had an Irish accentPolice: *writes down blаck male*

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:59am UTC
    "One man's trash is another man's treasure," is an awesome phrase.But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted.

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 1:01am UTC
    The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle.


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  5. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 1:09am UTC
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  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 1:16am UTC
    Love is like Wi-Fi, you can't see it; however, you notice it when it's no longer strong.

  8. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 2:43am UTC
    It’s great to earn, but don’t leave it behind for someone else to burn.-RVM

  9. HopelessRomantic760 HopelessRomantic760
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 3:01am UTC
    I swear with all my heart
    every word I write for you is true
    and I won't hesitate to give my all for you.

  10. HopelessRomantic760 HopelessRomantic760
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 3:28am UTC
    I'm not afraid to love someone.im afraid I will love them so muchthat I will push them awayafraid that they will think I'm overbearing and crazywalk away and take my heart with thembecause I gave it away to fast 

  11. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 6:43am UTC
    But in the end,
    everyone turns out to be the person
    they swore they'd never become.

  12. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 6:45am UTC
    and little did you know,
    you were my everything

  13. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 8:13am UTC
    Everything is n o t h i n g with a twist

  14. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 8:34am UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    I Am Quite Excited.
    I Am Getting Asked To Homecoming By Someone
    But My Best Friend Said It's Majorly Cute
    I Told Her To Shut Up And Not Tell Me
    So I'm just waiting for it /.\ I might cry of happiness

  15. Ashlee Nicole* Ashlee Nicole*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 9:25am UTC
    The fire I began
    is burning me alive

  16. Ashlee Nicole* Ashlee Nicole*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 9:35am UTC
    You don' t love me,
    You're just lonely
    and she won't answer your calls

  17. LittleMissObvious* LittleMissObvious*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 10:14am UTC
    I made myself the smallest satellite without realizing that I had done it again. I made someone else my gravity. well this isn't about you and neither am I.

  18. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 10:26am UTC
    There's a fire in my mouth
    flames leaking out like a dragon

  19. *Little Rose* *Little Rose*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 11:15am UTC
    I'm in my world, because I don't like yours...

  20. Reagenjo Reagenjo
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 11:34am UTC
    What lies behind us and
    What lies before us are
    Tiny matters compared to
    What lies within us

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