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Quotes added on Tuesday, April 15 2014

  1. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 5:50am UTC
    I might be okay,
    BUT I'M NOT FINE AT ALL.

  2. batwoman* batwoman*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 5:56am UTC
    "May I introduce to you, for the very first time Mr.& Mrs. Fridge."

  3. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 6:04am UTC
     I wanted to start my own last minute grandma rental service... But the name InstaGram was already taken.


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  6. Tilly* Tilly*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 6:13am UTC
    TODAY'S MOOD:
    Rather bitchy with a hint of strong sarcasm.


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  8. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 6:20am UTC
    A Good Neighbor Is One That Does Not Put A Password On Their WiFi.

  9. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 6:48am UTC
    Time won't fly,
    IT'S LIKE I'M PARALYZED BY IT.
    I'd like to be my old self again,
    but I'm still trying to find it.
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this, or make it invisible!

  10. LittleMissObvious* LittleMissObvious*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 7:22am UTC
    So much for keeping this just friends. You say "Shut up and kiss me."

  11. LittleMissObvious* LittleMissObvious*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 7:34am UTC
    I'm just a moment so don't let me pass you by. We could be a story in the morning, but we'll be a lengend tonight.

  12. NotOneForDrama NotOneForDrama
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 8:03am UTC
    goodbye, my deadly sweet angel, i know i'll miss you, even if you broke my heart.

  13. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 8:34am UTC
    HATE
    Is the
    ONLY
    feeling
    I have left

  14. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 8:58am UTC
    Shake Me by Cinderella from the album Night Songs released in 1986

  15. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 8:58am UTC
    LIFE IS A BOOK, WE ALL READ IT.
    LOVE IS A BLESSING, WE ALL NEED IT.
    ALWAYS BE HAPPY, WALK WITH A SMILE.
    REMEMBER IN THIS WORLD WE ARE JUST FOR A WHILE!

  16. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 9:31am UTC
    .....
    Second chances have never been a problem with me.. I tend to give about 7 or 8 before I realize I'm a f*cking idiot.
    .....


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  18. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 9:38am UTC
    Crazy how life works. The best people get hit with the worst of times. The genuine hearts are the first to be taken and used for granted and those with sincere intentions are pushed off as too good to be true. We're stuck in a game where 'winning' gets you no where.. We have inconsistent people expecting consistency.. Liars complaining that nobody is true.. and fakes demanding loyalty. Everybodys asking for love, but only a few are walking in it. For me, the game got old two disappointments ago, and I refuse to cheat my future worrying about things I cant change from my past.
    So today, in the present, I offter three promises, I'll trust you until you show me that I can't. I'll be as consistent as your efforts inspire me to be. And I'll honor your time with the same respect I give my own. No games. No gimmicks. No guile. If you can appreciate this, I can build with you, if not, I have no time for you. I've been through too much to play the same old game, just to keep getting the same draining results. I want more, I deserve more. So I'm holding out until I get it.. Becasue the next time I play, I'm playing for keeps.
    — mine.

  19. LittleMissObvious* LittleMissObvious*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 9:39am UTC
    if home is where the heart is then why do i feel so fcking heartless

  20. dumbledorre dumbledorre
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    April 15, 2014 9:48am UTC
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    You'll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
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