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Quotes added on Monday, January 13 2014

  1. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    I Burnt My Toung On
    My Food, Then I Realised The
    Ones You Love, Hurt You The Most.

  2. Sempiternal* Sempiternal*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    You and I? We're going to be okay.

  3. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    Don't take life so seriously,
    It's not like you're going to make it out alive.

  4. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    I just want to sleep . . .

  5. the-queen-of-feels* the-queen-of-feels*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    Surprise. You didn't think you'd see me again, did you?


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Me: Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mum.Mu-
    Mum: WHAT!
    Me: Have you got any food?

  8. Just_Brandon Just_Brandon
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Hey everyone :)

  9. Summaiya Summaiya
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    The fact that I cannot kiss my elbow is enough to make me realize that some things seem to be so close, yet they are bound to be beyond my reach.

  10. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    When you buy new clothes and you can't wait to wear them ♥


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    I JUST WANT TO WEAR
    YOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE
    WAY TO BIG FOR ME
    WHEN I WAKE UP IN
    THE MORNING NEXT TO
    YOU

  14. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    Do you ever just remember all the embarrassing things you've ever done and thought 'oh my god i want to punch past me in the face.'


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    Laugh at your problems; everyone else does.

  17. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:51pm UTC
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  18. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:54pm UTC
    Good girls are just bad girls that don't get caught.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    me:this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
    me:here read it

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:09pm UTC
    It’s ridiculous how much you can be there for someone then they just completely shut you out and act like you don’t exist.

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