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Quotes added on Monday, November 25 2013

  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:35am UTC
    Y'know, sadly enough, i used to be kinda disappointed when my quotes got 200 - 300 favourites and i'd go through and delete all the ones that got under 500 faves because i was ashamed of my own un-funnyness god damn the times have changed

  2. lil_purple_flower lil_purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:41am UTC
    Love is when you sit beside someone, doing absolutely nothing, yet you feel perfectly happy.

  3. lil_purple_flower lil_purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:58am UTC
    K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple, Stupid.

  4. lil_purple_flower lil_purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:15am UTC
    And the truth is airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls. And the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of the churches.

  5. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:42am UTC
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  6. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:56am UTC
    Every day when I wake up, I wonder why I even bothered.

  7. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 3:11am UTC
    I've thought myself into this hole, just like I always do.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 3:32am UTC
    so if i befriend a little girl I'm a paedo bt if a big girl befriends a boy its called naturing parenting skills? WTF!!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:18am UTC
    No, I'm not unhappy.
    I'm numb.

  13. justyoungprince justyoungprince
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:21am UTC
    "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

  14. Fayedaway Fayedaway
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Maybe it's best you leave me alone.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:01am UTC
    Don't let the present pass in sorrow ,hoping that the future will be full of joy.- RVM

  17. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:08am UTC
    One minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
    no wonder those s/uts are so darn skinny.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:45am UTC
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