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Quotes added on Monday, November 25 2013

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3. angelsparks
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   November 25, 2013 12:11am UTC
   Happy two month anniversary(okay it was yesterday but)
   I know you don't care... but I still keep track.
   And I used to tell myself I'd never be that annoying girlfriend who kept track of the months we've been together.
   But teenage relationships never last that long. I knew that, and you proved it to me 100%. So yeah, a month had been a big deal.
   basically: I miss you why aren't you here</3
   
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4. * Sabaism *
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   November 25, 2013 12:12am UTC
   Story Time with Lyric #343453426
   My sister once asked me to get her chocolate
   Because she was on her period
   I said no because I didn't want to get up
   And I went to sleep
   She was so upset
   She stuck two of her used tampons up my nose
   And two in my ears
   Sigh.
   I can still smell and hear period to this day
   
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5. Fat Amy*
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   November 25, 2013 12:18am UTC
   For years and years I pushed you aside but never again
   
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6. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
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   November 25, 2013 12:40am UTC
   I wish i lived in California....
   
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7. Virginia Doran*
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   November 25, 2013 12:44am UTC
   I'm slipping away
   fading away into nothing
   Tortured in the depths of my mind
   Yet
   I'm still breathing
   Walking
   When all I wanna do
   Is fall down
   And give up
   On this world
   This so called life
   And this hell I'm living
   in my head
   Just gotta remind myself
   Its all in my head
   
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8. noortycool999
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2013 12:46am UTC
   a a pretty girl is nothing, If she has an ugly heart.
   
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9. potatoesforlife
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2013 12:54am UTC
   whenever I give advice to
   someone I say ‘idk’ like 5 times
   a sentence because I’m so
   afraid they’ll follow my advice
   and ruin their life so yeah I can
   never seem to sure
   
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10. Sunny*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 12:59am UTC
    I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING
    BALL:)
    
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11. jemmimabrae
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:04am UTC
    One Day. . . .
    You'llBeBuyingMyBooks x
    
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12. Vinita*
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    November 25, 2013 1:05am UTC
    Hmmyou wonder why I'm mad?It couldn't possible have anything to do with the fact thatyou said I wasn't that special
    
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13. jemmimabrae
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:10am UTC
    your the apple
    to my pie
    
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14. Heartless17*
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    November 25, 2013 1:10am UTC
    I have the best-est
    boyfriend EVER!!
    Austin, that's you hun.
    
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15. _StayStrongBeautiful
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    November 25, 2013 1:12am UTC
    would you kiss her lips knowing
    that razors have kissed her wrists?
    
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16. jemmimabrae
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    November 25, 2013 1:15am UTC
    If I lay here
    If I just lay here
    Would you lie with me
    And just forget the world ♥
    
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17. Heartless17*
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    November 25, 2013 1:17am UTC
    Bravo, babe. Bravo.
    
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18. Heartless17*
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    November 25, 2013 1:27am UTC
    If a girl says she'll only have s3x in a bed, how do you know if it's;
    a bed like mattress bed,
    or
    a bed like truck bed?
    😳
    
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19. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:29am UTC
    I DIDNT MEAN
    TO DO
    THIS FORMAT
    
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20. breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:31am UTC
    I hate french jokes
    They're crèpe.
    
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