Quotes added on Friday, October 11 2013

fallenangel*
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October 11, 2013 9:03am UTC

WITTY SURVEY: cross off the things you've done.
Graduated high school
Kissed someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected Something really Stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched 4 movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a Tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter (When I got in trouble, I had to right 10 pages of good things about my sister. -.-)
Gone skiing
Been Sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped School
Skipped a class
Had Detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from a library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Have watched all the Harry potter movies
Had an online Diary
Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to seaworld.
Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had or have a pet hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did "spirit day" at your school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierecd. (ears. -.-

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DawnRaven
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October 11, 2013 9:37am UTC

For every joy that passes,
something beautiful remains

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almost alice*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:45am UTC

Every day for the past two months I've gotten a good morning beautiful text he makes me so happy

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永久*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:47am UTC

Would you still love me if you knew
what I do to myself at night?

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:59am UTC

please stay please stay please stay please stay PLEASE STAY please stay PLEASE oh.
- the story of putting up posters.

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BryonyTheGreat
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:59am UTC

Guys in skinny jeans though..

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DawnRaven
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October 11, 2013 9:59am UTC

The millions of irrelevant questions swarming your mind as you lay there, and all you want to do is freakin'
SLEEP

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:03am UTC

so many stupid people
not enough ammo

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:06am UTC

Have you ever noticed that wafers get stale even as you eat them... O.o W T F?

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beary0630
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:07am UTC

One Direction Update
10/11/13 10:10 PM EDT
Hey guys! Today the boys were in Auckland, New Zealand and they had the day off. Liam and Harry were spotted at the pool. Harry also was mobbed at a restaurant. Niall was hanging out with Lou (it was her birthday), his cousin, Gemma and Liam. It's also their keyboard player Jon's birthday! Zayn was seen at the Nike store and Louis wasn't seen at all!
Tomorrow's Tour Info: The boys have a show in Auckland (maybe a matinee one of these days) at the Vector Arena!
In other news the boys were nominated for two American Music Awards: Favorite pop/rock band and favorite pop/rock album! They will most likely going to attend as they are on November 24th which is the day after 1D Day. Both are in LA so it's workable. They might even perform!
Also, management has released the cover art for the Story of My Life single and the cover art for the Midnight Memories album! Also there is an apparent leak of Story of My Life, just the instrumental version (no lyrics). I only listened to a bit of it because if it is real I want to wait. But I'll have all those links posted at the bottom. It's not even comfirmed either.
Rumors: Niall got a tattoo of a fern on his wrist. Status: TRUE But don't worry Niall girls it's just a fake one! It washes off and a fan gave it to him! That's all!
This Day Last Year: The boys were doing promo in France and filming a TV show! Then they flew to Ireland! Also exactly a year ago I posted this and I still really love it: http://t.co/9MKJLNYt
Links: The boys did a Toyota commercial for Japan: http://t.co/cPVZ4v6v8g
Cover art for SOML single: http://t.co/ZxDE5XIHwV
Cover art for the MM album: http://t.co/UrmhZTqkki
Liam at the pool: http://t.co/Y907q5svpO
Liam again: http://t.co/plPNMnt9je
Harry in the pool: http://t.co/wjSwaTFwAK
This is one lucky fan: http://t.co/ZWvF1ZTzG3
Harry... http://t.co/ERDqQePsrR
Zayn at the store: http://t.co/6iIAv6jPcI
Liam video of his award: https://t.co/MLJh6stdRa
Harry and a fan: http://t.co/wVALwJMFgK
Niall and Ashton selfie: http://instagram.com/p/fUq45LMyEZ/
Niall's fake tattoo (middle arm): http://instagram.com/p/fUmvTTsyBB/
The possible instrumental for SOML: http://harryoct2016.tumblr.com/post/63713998698/malikortreat-one-direction-story-of-my-life

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*kawaii satan*
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October 11, 2013 10:07am UTC

me: *wears band merch to school*
parents: i give up
teachers: ...
popular kids: what are you wearing is it satanic
quiet kids: um. nice shirt...
the one kid who gets it: i like your shirt

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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October 11, 2013 10:09am UTC

Friend: What kind of people annoy you?
Me: The ones that don't have minds.
Friend: *raises an eyebrow* You don't think everybody has a mind?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: No!

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zeel7
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:16am UTC

Where can you buy a boyfriend?
eboy.
Amanzon has more variety, though.

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kaaarolcia
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October 11, 2013 10:16am UTC

that moment when you go through a metal detector at an airport and your muscles made out of steel make the alarm go on

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blondeforever
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October 11, 2013 10:21am UTC

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

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ari_cournoyer
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:24am UTC

u wonder why I don't trust you and say that this isn't going to work again and there's no second chance for you.
hmm..now why would I say that if u "didn't do anything" and it "wasn't a big deal" ..??!!
maybe bc u frickin cheated on me!!??!
................u know just a thought. could have been anything.
JERK.

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ari_cournoyer
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:30am UTC

guy asks friend: "should i break up with my girlfriend? she's getting kinda fat.."
friend replies: "oh. YES. she deserves wayy better than you."
guy doesn't respond.

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dumb_blonde1998
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:36am UTC

Dear facebook,
I do not have a 'mom' therefore I shall not 'like' posts that say
"Like this if you love your mom. Ignore if you want your mom to die."
Sincerely British girls.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:40am UTC

I adore it when people post in languages they don't know
Because they so seldom fail to be utterly wrong.

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kaaarolcia
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October 11, 2013 10:42am UTC

an encyclopedia is that thing which collects dust in alphabetical order.

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