Quotes added on Saturday, June 22 2013

DepressedGirl143
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:51am UTC

oh won't you push me for the last time, we'll scream until there's nothing left❤

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xXAyaRaeXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:00am UTC

I want someone to tell me the three special words.
not, "I love you,
but instead,
"it'll be okay."

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hoping_to_be_free
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:01am UTC

You are more
than your diagnosis.

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mariahg99
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:04am UTC

*in school last week*
me: how many people are coming for international day?
friend 1: you mean from our country group?
me: yeah who from our group is coming?
friend 2: derf
friend 1: what?
me: i see what you did there
friend 2: you do?
friend 1: i dont get it
friend 2: its the # from icarly
me: between 5 and 6
friend 1: oh my gosh how did i not remember this?!?!

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factsandstuff
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:07am UTC

so this guy that 'likes me' aka hes obsessed with me (i mean how else would he get my number and keep telling my friend he wants to date me when ive never talked to him in my entire life) kept calling me and texting me and i deleted his texts and denied his calls so later he went on facebook, and messaged my friend telling her to tell me im pretty and that hes sorry ( what ) and so i told her to tell him to leave me alone or im filling out a restraining order and that he can go stalk someone else. im sorry but i had to share this like now and ill probably delete this and put it up again later because its 2 am so...yeah. and apparently he had my number on his skateboard...im really creeped out like i probably sound like a snob or something but idec.

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hoping_to_be_free
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:08am UTC

format by cloudlings credits please do not remove. please do not remove the credit (do not remove this section either)! thank you :-)
We became such fragile, broken things.

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WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:10am UTC

❝What's the best revenge you do to the one who broke your heart?
Nothing, just let that person
see that you are happy without him.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:14am UTC

It's just everything
about him...

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Sweedie
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:18am UTC

What is the most
Suprising thing your guy
Has ever done for you!!!!!

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QuietlyLoud
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:21am UTC

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling..
Not in the da.mn mood so shut that f.ucking song off before I flip a b.itch

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Sweedie
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:22am UTC

Value people who sacrifice
Something for you
Because that something might be
THEIR EVERYTHING

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QuietlyLoud
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:24am UTC

Guy: *likes my status on Facebook*
me: OMG! HE LIKES ME! C:

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WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:24am UTC

Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals?
I want to see a scary movie in Walmart.
"Clean up on isle 13"
"But sir... There is no isle 13..."
*Dramatic music*

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lilster62
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:27am UTC

I'm sure no one has noticed but I've been off witty for awhile now. I don't know if I'm going to be on much after this so, Goodbye Witty. I love you guys..

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QuietlyLoud
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:28am UTC

I have 2tabs on my nook.
[Wittyprofiles.com] [Facebook.com]

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xXAyaRaeXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:29am UTC

yo yo yo
aaaalllllll yyyyyooouuuuu
sucker mc's
ain't got
nothing on me
from my grades
to my rhymes
you can't
touch Kevin G
i'm a mathlete
so nerd is
inferred but
forget what you heard
i'm like james bond the third
sh-sh-sh-shaken
not stirred i'm
Kevin Gnapoor
the G's silent
when I sneek through
your door
and make love
to your woman
on the bathroom floor
i don't play
it like shaggy
you know it was me
cause the next time
you see her she be like
OOOOOOHHH KEVIN G!

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:33am UTC

I live in My own little world,
But it's OK.
They know me here. <3

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carlydawn25
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:34am UTC

When I was younger, whenever someone hurt my feelings, my mom would ask if my feelings would like a kiss and of course I said yes. She would always ask where my feelings were, and there were right above my butt, EVERYTIME.

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:35am UTC

lukebrooks♥
let's be honest, you'd go for a skinny girl over a not so skinny girl any day.
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■ Anonymous
Let’s be honest. People love to put pressure on me and pretend I’m the most perfect guy and you guys do want me to say exactly what you want to hear and then when I don’t you will judge me and make me feel like sh/t. You will edit and change the colour of my eyes and say ‘omg please get blue contacts’ like I’m your f/cking barbie doll and you can dress me up to your idea or perfection. So how do you want me to answer this question? Do you want me to say that everyone is beautiful? Or no, did you want me to say I prefer a curvy girl over a skinny girl. Or do you expect me to answer it another way? What do you want from me? Many of you guys forget that we are 5 normal teenage boys. Our personal life - none of your buisness. Let us keep making videos for you guys and we’ll let you watch them and give us feedback. I’m so sick of the pressure that people put on us. People think its wrong that me and Jai dropped out of school? Mind your own f/cking business and concentrate on your own education. Many of you wouldn’t even think about why or know why or have any idea why we don’t attend school anymore, but you just judge us from what you see. We weren’t strategically put together by a judge and chosen as the 5 most ideal, best looking people. So no, we’re not perfect. You want me to get blue contacts? Well I suggest you go start dressing up another man. I was born this way, it’s either you like me for who I am or you don’t. I’m not changing for any single one of you. Sorry I’m ranting so much and I probably look like the biggest as/hole but I’m in a really bad mood for personal reasons and I come on Tumblr and I’m put under even more pressure every single time trying to be your perfect guy. .
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