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Quotes added on Saturday, June 1 2013

  1. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:00am UTC
    My Life Is Like A Love Song And You Are The Lyrics

  2. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:01am UTC
    If I had it my way
    I'd slit your throat
    with the knife
    you left in my back.

  3. imradioactive imradioactive
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:02am UTC
    ~~Let the rain wash away
    all the pain of yesterday.~~

  4. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I JUST FOUND OUT THE BEST WAY TO KILL SOMEONE AND NOT GET CAUGHT!
    So, you basically go and stab an isicle in a persons chest and wait for it to melt. VOILA! No proof of weapon! :O
    #Genius

  5. danielleperez2016 danielleperez2016
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:07am UTC
    YOU SAID NO MATTER WHAT ............. IT WOULD BE JUST YOU AND I
    IN THE END
    YOU LEFT ME
    SO THEN IT JUST BECAME Me, Myself , and I

  6. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:08am UTC
    I wanna write " I Miss You " on a rock and throw it at your face so that you know how much it hurts to miss you.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  7. nightfelics171321 nightfelics171321
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Each and every star is unique,
    But me, I'm a comet
    A rare happening!
    -by Alyssa Jayne Hartl (yours truely)

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:10am UTC
    I didn't choose the Witty life mum,
    the Witty life chose me,
    so it's no use telling me to get out of my cave bedroom ok

  9. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:10am UTC
    Why is it that all the great stuff happens when Im unprepared?
    me: wearing my dads old t-shirt thats twice my size, some sweat pants, and brightly colored mitch matched socks, hair in a tangled wad on the top of my head
    parents: hey! Lets go meet my friends super hot son who is your age!
    me: has on the nicest dress that I own, super cute shoes, hair is perfect
    parents: you cant go anywhere today! We have to clean, then reclean our whole house!


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  11. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:15am UTC
    "You're tacky and I hate you."


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  13. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Person You Like/ Love :
    Late Replies.
    No Effort.
    No Happy Face.
    One Word Replies.
    Dont Reply At All.
    Person You Dont Like:
    Goodmorning /GoodNight Texts.
    Want To Talk To You Badly.
    Happy Faces.
    Paragraphs Replies.
    Give You Compliments.
    Replies Really Fast.

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Witty Profiles is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about Witty.
    Come on. Tell them. It'll ruin your life.

  15. BandPerson BandPerson
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:19am UTC
    You made me hate my own reflection
    Question every choice I make
    So I could try to be perfect
    But I won't try to be fake
    -Who Are You Now?
    Sleeping With Sirens


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  18. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:27am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2271
    Stalking your ex's
    Facebook to see if he adds
    any new pretty girls.
    tumblr

  19. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:30am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2272
    When you make
    new friends and your old
    ones become losers.
    tumblr


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