Me: I bet you can't do this *Does really elaborate hand movements* Friend: Sure I can *Does the hand movements with more tricks and better reflexes* Me thinking: wad da fak did I just see? I mustn't let him know that was the coolest thing I've seen, and besides that's not humanly possible... It cant be Me: *Thinks up every possibility to prove that he cheated* Me: Yeah, well, a unicorn probably flew past while hair was caught in my face and it probably knocked over your hands to do that.. Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: You cheaters digust me.
I hate those people who make it really obvious to you that they want to try your food, they be like Ugh, I have no good food today.. I just have fruit, i would buy something, but i have no money. lol And I be like: No shuddup ok i will not share my food with you, stop trying to act like you have no food, you do k? leave my food alone, my food is my food. there is no sharing in the word food is there b/tch?
Something happened on Monday that really shocked me I guess, one of my closest friends admitted that he was gay and he was proud of it. He's always been the loud, sweet hearted guy that you could talk to for hours. That wasn't the part that shocked me, the part that shocked me the most was that everyone of his friends and my friends didn't mind, they didn't unfriend him or anything except that one guy. He was being the biggest d/ck about it behind his back. Why? I have no idea. But I stood up for my friend, I was so close to slapping that guy and I am one of the least violent people out there. But what he said hurt me. I know that everyone has their opinion but talking about this sort of subject is sad. My friend came up to me crying and thanked me. I'm proud of you, Chris. And you probably never see this, but ignore the bullies and I am always there for you.
Omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg (tumblr)
He's black when he's just himself. He'sblack when he's been lying in the sun. He's black when he's cold. He's black when he feels ill. He's black when he's sweaty, and has just worked out. He'sblack when he's critically ill. You're white when you're yourself. You're red or brown when you've been lying in the sun. You're blue when you're cold. You're green when you're ill. You're pink when you're sweaty, and have just worked out. You're yellow when you're critically ill. Why did you just call him "coloured"?
I thought I had someone, who would walk with me in my darkest times. Who would hold my hande tight and say, Babe,I'll be there for you. And it was just a matter of time, before I understood that Your love for me was nothing but a game. A game of hearts.