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Quotes added on Tuesday, May 14 2013


  1. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:41am EDT
    99.9% of my sentences
    start with:
    - o h m y g o d
    - y e a h
    - n o
    -b a s i c a l l y
    -w a i t
    -s o y e a h
    - l i k e
    -y o u k n o w
    -o h
    - u m
    -w h a t
    - w e l l
    -u m

  3. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:53am EDT
    I get ignored so much people all me 'Terms and Conditions'.
    JK


  4. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  5. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:16am EDT
    Me: I bet you can't do this *Does really elaborate hand movements*
    Friend: Sure I can *Does the hand movements with more tricks and better reflexes*
    Me thinking: wad da fak did I just see? I mustn't let him know that was the coolest thing I've seen, and besides that's not humanly possible... It cant be
    Me: *Thinks up every possibility to prove that he cheated*
    Me: Yeah, well, a unicorn probably flew past while hair was caught in my face and it probably knocked over your hands to do that..
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: You cheaters digust me.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:18am EDT
    “I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
    — Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

  7. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:20am EDT
    I hate those people who make it really obvious to you that they want to try your food, they be like
    Ugh, I have no good food today.. I just have fruit, i would buy something, but i have no money. lol
    And I be like:
    No shuddup ok i will not share my food with you, stop trying to act like you have no food, you do k? leave my food alone, my food is my food. there is no sharing in the word food is there b/tch?

  8. WittyRewarder WittyRewarder
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:44am EDT
    Let's follow
    'mcbirder'
    for being so strong and perfect

  9. GadiStyles GadiStyles
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:48am EDT
    That awkward moment when someone is getting blamed for something you did.

  10. WittyRewarder WittyRewarder
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:48am EDT
    We should all follow
    'xxgenaxx'
    <3
    -Request by commenting on my profile!-
    P.S. You can request yourself, a lot of you aren't doing that. xo

  11. sensati0ns sensati0ns
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:51am EDT
    I'll spread my wings & I'll learn
    HOW TO FLY.
    ♥|||||||||||||||| I ' l l d o wh a t i t
    TAKES A TILL I'LL
    touch the sky.

  12. WittyRewarder WittyRewarder
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:52am EDT
    Lets follow
    'forrealzbro'
    please?


  13. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  14. WittyRewarder WittyRewarder
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:00am EDT
    Let's stop what we're doing and follow
    cammie
    mrsstyles_x
    irrestible
    Taylar143
    ethanol
    somy_a_f
    phillies99


  15. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  16. MissMicky754 MissMicky754
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:12am EDT
    Something happened on
    Monday that really
    shocked me I guess, one of my closest friends admitted that he was gay and he was proud of it. He's always been the loud, sweet hearted guy that you could talk to for hours. That wasn't the part that shocked me, the part that shocked me the most was that everyone of his friends and my friends didn't mind, they didn't unfriend him or anything except that one guy. He was being the biggest d/ck about it behind his back. Why? I have no idea. But I stood up for my friend, I was so close to slapping that guy and I am one of the least violent people out there. But what he said hurt me. I know that everyone has their opinion but talking about this sort of subject is sad. My friend came up to me crying and thanked me. I'm proud of you, Chris. And you probably never see this, but ignore the bullies and I am always there for you.

  17. GadiStyles GadiStyles
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:24am EDT
    Omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet
    so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…”
    and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop
    I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
    (tumblr)

  18. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:30am EDT
    He's black when he's just himself.
    He'sblack when he's been lying in the sun.
    He's black when he's cold.
    He's black when he feels ill.
    He's black when he's sweaty, and has just worked out.
    He'sblack when he's critically ill.
    You're white when you're yourself.
    You're red or brown when you've been lying in the sun.
    You're blue when you're cold.
    You're green when you're ill.
    You're pink when you're sweaty, and have just worked out.
    You're yellow when you're critically ill.
    Why did you just call him "coloured"?

  19. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:39am EDT
    I thought I had someone,
    who would walk with me in my darkest times.
    Who would hold my hande tight and say,
    Babe,I'll be there for you.
    And it was just a matter of time,
    before I understood that Your love
    for me was nothing but a game.
    A game of hearts.

  20. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:46am EDT
    If you need it
    Then
    Don't let it go

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