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Quotes added on Thursday, May 9 2013

  1. nova12 nova12
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 2:49am UTC
    i want to be your
    last first
    kiss

  2. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 2:58am UTC
    And when the daylight comes I’ll have to go
    But, tonight I’m ‘gonna hold you so close
    ‘Cuz in the daylight, we’ll be on our own
    But, tonight I need to hold you so close (8)

  3. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:08am UTC
    Fat, single and ready for a pringle.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. HamLover101 HamLover101
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:33am UTC
    When nobody is replying on chat or to texts
    Me: So Mr Tiddles it seems like we are alone again.
    Me: *puts sock on hand and makes it talk* Not again.
    Me: How are you Mr Tiddles?
    Mr Tiddles: Im okay. Your feet smell and its hard to breath down there but M fine. How are you?
    Me: Im good thAnks!
    Me and Mr Tiddles: *continues conversation for 10 minutes*
    Me: Oh look someone replied!!
    Mr Tiddles: Awwwh you're pitching me again :(
    Me: *starts putting sock back on*
    Mr Tiddles: No not the foot not the foot! It stinks! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
    What the hell is wrong with me?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:38am UTC
    Those friends that you can act stupid with.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. jennax jennax
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:42am UTC
    Its a party in the
    USA


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. stay_golden stay_golden
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:48am UTC
    "It's easier to fake it.
    When you fake it for sixteen years, it becomes part of you.
    SOMETHING YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT."
    Alex Flinn, Breathing Undewater

  13. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:02am UTC
    Popcorn? No thanks I only eat heavymetalcorn

  14. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:05am UTC
    I spiritually feel connected to cinnamon rolls.

  15. gradeeightlittlebird gradeeightlittlebird
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:06am UTC
    “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:10am UTC
    Are there people who actually make their beds every morning or is that just a myth.

  18. SoDamnQuotes SoDamnQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:17am UTC
    The best Quotes page on facebook www.fb.com/SoDamnQuotes Like!!!!

  19. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:27am UTC
    What's more deadly?
    A gun, or a thought?
    A gun gives you the opportunity
    but a thought pulls the trigger.

  20. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:31am UTC
    Before
    Witty I never knew about
    thigh gaps
    insecurities
    self harm
    real relationships with food and wifi

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