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Quotes added on Friday, May 3 2013

  1. ShiningForever ShiningForever
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:22am EDT
    Funny how having a true friend breaks you apart more than having none, especially if you know one or more of the following:
    1). You might never see them face-to-face.
    2). You can only talk to them for one hour every month.
    3). Everytime you bid them farewell, you know they might not be around the next time.... or ever again.
    But somehow....
    IT'S STILL WORTH IT.

  2. ladybuglove ladybuglove
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:23am EDT
    The things I post on Witty are things i would never think of posting on my facebook

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:31am EDT
    if you guys think I'm weird on here
    you obviously have no idea what I
    talk about at other places

  4. ladybuglove ladybuglove
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:33am EDT
    "God is always with you"
    So what he was sitting there watching me cut myself, not stoping me!
    He was there when me and my mom got in the acciedent, why the f.uck didn't he save her!
    He was there when all those people in the twin towers where traped, why didn't he help them!
    If god is so good? why does so much bad happen
    Not looking for an agrument just a statement, MY thoughts MY belifes i am NOT saying your belifes are wrong,

  5. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:35am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Where not to put a Window:
    1. On the floor - If the glass breaks, you're screwed.
    2. In between your bedroom and your parents' bedroom - You may wake up and see them wrestling in bed.
    ~ My Industrial Arts Teacher

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:37am EDT
    “When a person says only what others love to hear, he is largely liked; but if he loves to say what he likes only, then others hear him hardly.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. ladybuglove ladybuglove
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:38am EDT
    SLEEP!
    SLEEP!
    Goodnight<3

  8. ShiningForever ShiningForever
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:38am EDT
    I have just one word of advice. Well, 2, actually.
    Rutabaga
    42
    If you get either reference, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

  9. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:42am EDT
    It won't be True ℒOVE if it doesn't Hurt

  10. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:42am EDT
    When you realise the trailer was
    b e t t e r t h a n t h e a c t u a l m o v i e b u t y o u s t i l l w a n t y o u r m o n e y b a c k f o r s o m e t h i n g y o u i l l e g a l l y d o w n l o a d e d .

  11. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:43am EDT
    This is my first time for about a month...
    Me: *Is looking through history* Hm, I haven't been on Witty for awhile...
    Witty: I know you want to...
    Me: Ok, I'll just browse some quotes, I shouldn't be too long.
    Witty: Oh! Look at this quote next! And this one is hilarious! And this one is super inspirational!
    Me: Maybe I should start coming here again...
    Witty: Don't forget to add quotes too! Let your voice be heard!
    Me: Good idea...
    *A couple hours later*
    Me: I'M SO SORRY. I WON'T LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  13. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:45am EDT
    Reasons why I like chocolate:
    A) It is an ingredient of nutella.
    B) Chocolate is the cure to loneliness.
    C) It is an ingredient of nutella.
    D) Dark chocolate is good for you.
    E) It is an ingredient of nutella.
    F) ........ it is an ingredient of nutella.

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:48am EDT
    'My head hurts.'
    that's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity.

  15. raynaalealinxo raynaalealinxo
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:48am EDT
    TRUST TAKES YEARS
    TO BUILD, SECOUNDS TO BREAK
    and FOREVER
    TO REPAIR.
    raynaalealinxo

  16. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:48am EDT
    Addiction
    Addiction isn’t easy, Addiction isn’t fun
    Addiction can happen, even when your young
    Addiction is horrible, Addiction is bad
    but for me there was no escape for my Mom and Dad
    Addiction can be alcohol ,Addiction can be drugs
    I just wish I could give them both one last hug
    Addiction is painful, Addiction can kill
    no alcohol or drug is worth the thrill
    mq


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  18. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:49am EDT
    ❝ Moving On❞
    Is definitely one of the best decisions i've ever made

  19. Rainbows_Are_Awesomee Rainbows_Are_Awesomee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:52am EDT
    Strict Parents Make SNEAKY Children

  20. hockeygirl00033 hockeygirl00033
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:54am EDT
    *While eating in a Chinese all-you-can-eat-buffet, when everyone is stuffing their faces.*
    Me- Meanwhile in Ethiopia.....

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