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Quotes added on Tuesday, April 30 2013

  1. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:18am UTC
    And now i'm told that this is life,
    and pain is just a simple compromise.
    So we can get what we want out of it.

  2. AudreyRosewell AudreyRosewell
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:18am UTC
    I know you have a girlfriend
    But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna stare at you
    And deny my eyes the banquet.

  3. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:23am UTC
    Okay,sombody dies in One Tree Hill!
    WHHHOOOOOO DDDIIIEEEEESSSSS??????

  4. ElleG ElleG
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:24am UTC
    >> ♥ ♥ ♥ <<

  5. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:32am UTC
    I Love You For All I know,
    But It Just Doesnt Seem Enough.

  6. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:35am UTC
    Let the angels bring you in.

  7. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:38am UTC
    I used to hate you,
    but now I want you.
    You used to come in my nightmares,
    but now you come un my dreams.
    I never wanted to see you,
    but now I cant live without you.

  8. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:41am UTC
    This year I wished for love,
    and I got it.
    But if that's tragic,
    give me tragedy.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:53am UTC
    when my cousin was a little boy, my aunty would sing him the alphabet song to teach him, but she started it off by going "ohhhhhhhhh a b c d e f g" so he spent the first six years of his life firmly believing that "ohhhhhhhh" was the first letter of the alphabet and firmly telling off anyone who told him otherwise.

  10. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:56am UTC
    Me thinking: Alright, I'm going to go up to him. I actually will talk to him today
    Him: Hey
    Me:
    Friend:
    Jack Black:
    Pirates:
    One Direction:
    Katy Perry:
    World:
    Cats:
    Me:
    Him: ...So I'm, er, gonna.. go.. now..

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:57am UTC
    oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence.
    Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again?
    Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy!
    apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god

  12. CaNeLiTa CaNeLiTa
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:58am UTC
    Kawaii
    is very cute
    :3


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. CelestialSummer CelestialSummer
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:13am UTC
    My name will probably be mispronounced at my own funeral.

  15. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:16am UTC
    I never imagined my life would turn out this way

  16. CelestialSummer CelestialSummer
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:17am UTC
    I wish i was witty and cute, but instead i'm sarcastic and annoying.

  17. norashqarri norashqarri
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:24am UTC
    I just..........................Hate youuu...:'(

  18. josiewdog123 josiewdog123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:27am UTC
    I love that Dirty Water

  19. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:29am UTC
    What if I cant forget you?
    What if you're the only thing going on in my head?
    What will you do then?
    What will happen to me now?

  20. MurpleTurtle MurpleTurtle
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:29am UTC
    Laughing during a test
    Because you don't know the answer and you know you're going
    to fail.

:)

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