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Quotes added on Tuesday, April 30 2013


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:47am UTC
    SOLVE IF YOU HAVE BRAIN
    24 รท 6 ( 2 + 2 )= ???
    format by rajsonkar

  3. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:50am UTC
    welcome
    to hollister, the only shop with the booming loud music, the nostril bursting perfume and the darkest room ever.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:58am UTC
    That Awkard Moment When
    You say something really stupid in a whole gang and you're the only one laughing you're a// off and everyone else is staring at you like you're someone from planet moron.

  5. purpose purpose
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:59am UTC
    Because maybe if I hold myself
    at this angle, in this light
    my past won’t radiate off my skin
    Hiding in the boot to a drive in
    screening the motion picture
    of my affliction.

  6. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 3:14am UTC
    The smallest success,
    Bring the greatest happiness.

  7. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 3:42am UTC
    Girls, for the love of God, watch this video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z2ME8sR-bnY
    It contains some information that should be common sense, known world-wide.
    This video is an utterly incredible piece of work, and should be seen by every woman
    and every man, corporation and govenment who tries to control said women.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 3:54am UTC
    Friend:I'm a se/xy nurse!
    Me:*barf*
    Friend:OMIGOD!! WHAT HAPPENED??
    Me:*barf*
    Friend:Someone call the doctor!! FAST!!
    Me: Arent you a nurse?
    Friend:No.I'm a SE/XY NURSE!
    Me:*barf*


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 3:59am UTC
    http://media.tumblr.com/ab9434bd851c5c361a7809d72074651f/tumblr_inline_mly28jfmeS1qz4rgp.gif
    Hahah! wanted to save this :')


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. holdingontohope holdingontohope
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:03am UTC
    Never felt so betrayed before in my life, everything i've ever known has gone. i may as well be too.

  15. hopefullyinlove hopefullyinlove
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:03am UTC
    Does anyone else talk to their friends in hashtags or is that just me? #Imanawkwardduckling

  16. hopefullyinlove hopefullyinlove
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:05am UTC
    When your nails chip, but you're too lazy to repaint them.

  17. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:13am UTC
    Girl to Girl: "You are so beautiful and cute. Im so jealous"
    "No sis you are way prettier than me. Im more jealous :-)"
    Boy to Boy: "You are cute and handsome"
    "dude, are you gay? "


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:46am UTC
    We are like sky
    And
    Problems are like clouds
    "Problems will come and go but we are staying forever"

  20. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:59am UTC
    White lips, pale face,
    breathing in the snowflakes.
    Format best viewed on Firefox ♥

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