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Quotes added on Sunday, February 10 2013

  1. the_person_no_one_sees the_person_no_one_sees
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Life is like a chess game,
    one wrong move and its check mate!

  2. cody2 cody2
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Somebody chat me! i like people!

  3. SomeRandomDude SomeRandomDude
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:14am UTC
    hey everyone :) im sorry i havent been on in a while...i had a couple issues i had to deal with, and still am dealing with...but i just wanted to say that i miss all of u very much, and that u are all beautiful, amazing, unique indiviudals and i hope u never change, becase u are all perfect just the way u are :) i love you all

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:15am UTC
    Teacher: Give me your email so I can send you your missing assignments
    Me: My ... Email?
    Teacher: Yes your email!
    Me: ummm ...
    Teacher: Well?
    Me: ._.
    Teacher: -____-
    Me: p*ssydestroyer69@yahoo.com

  5. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:18am UTC
    I am not a graceful person.
    I am not a Sunday morning, or a summer sunset.
    I am a Monday morning, and a long work commute.
    I am a broken window during February.
    I fall from elegance with a dull thump.
    I don't belong to people,
    I belong to all the hearts that have been broken.
    The way light and dark mix under my skin has become a glow
    You don't see the dying star, but you hear the explosion.

  6. osnapitzmari osnapitzmari
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:19am UTC
    Press The Heart If Your Not Pregnant.

  7. xojadennxo18 xojadennxo18
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:19am UTC
    Blood- In This Moment
    RULES:
    1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    Freak Like Me- Halestorm
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    Forevermore- Picture Me Broken
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    Bet U Wish U Had Me Back- Halestorm
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    100 Ways To Hate- Five Finger Death Punch
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    If You Can't Hang- Sleeping With Sirens
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
    Dirty Work- Halestorm
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    Die For You- Black Veil Brides
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Forever- In This Moment
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Under and Over It- Five Finger Death Punch
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Exordium- Black Veil Brides
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Born To Be My Baby- Bon Jovi
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    New Thing- Enuff Z' Nuff
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    The Drug In Me Is You- Falling In Reverse
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    All Your Hate- Black Veil Brides
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Mz. Hyde- Halestorm
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Do It Now Remember It Later- Sleeping With Sirens
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    Mannequins- Picture Me Broken
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Move Your Body- My Darkest Days
    BIGGEST SECRET?
    I Want You- Bon Jovi
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Caught Like A Fly- Falling In Reverse
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Blood- In This Moment

  8. jackieeex3 jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Me: *writes quote*
    Me: *submits quote*
    later
    Quote: *30 faves*
    Me: OH MY GOD.
    Me: I GOT 30 FAVES.
    Me: AM I WITTY FAMOUS YET?????

  9. zombies.are.kwl * zombies.are.kwl *
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:20am UTC
    & I Can't Say Anything
    Everything always comes out the wrong way

  10. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Back ForYou
    I posted Chapter Six but it's a click to see this quote so please go to my profile to see it! It's a good chapter teehee

  11. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:21am UTC
    Random Survey
    Time started: 12:00
    Gender: female
    Siblings: one half sister , and three half brothers
    Eye color: blue
    Shoe size: 7
    Height: 5'5
    What are you wearing: clothes
    Where do you live: America
    Righty or lefty: righty
    Who are your closest friends:Colette , Andrew , Tyler & Erica
    Best place for a date?: The race track of course (: or going go -kart racing
    Fave Number: any racing number
    Fave Boys Name: Justin
    Fave Girls Name: Lola
    Fave Sport: Racing
    Fave Month: September
    Favorite movies: Fast and Furious movies , twilight , Kevin Hart , i could go on
    Juice: apple
    Breakfast food: I don't eat breakfast that much but if i do muffins or bagels
    Favorite cartoon character: Spongebob
    Given anyone a bath: Helped bathing my baby cousin
    Made yourself throw-up: Nope
    Gone skinny dipping: No. But I want too
    Eaten a dog: I can't even imagine too
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: no.
    Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
    Broken a bone?: nope
    Played truth or dare: I'm pretty sure everyone has
    Been in a physical fight: mhmm
    Been in a police car: No
    Been on a plane: Yes
    Come close to dying: somewhat
    Been in a hot tub: Yeah
    Cried when someone died: yeahh !
    Fell off your chair: don't get me started
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: yes
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: nope
    Saved e-mails: I don't really e-mail anyone so no
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: no.
    Made out with JUST a friend?: no
    Used someone: no.
    Whats your good luck charm?: My grandpas necklace
    Best song you ever heard: Broken by seether
    What's your bedroom like: clean. really clean.
    Last thing you said: cause their lame
    What is beside you?: My best friend
    Last thing you ate: Gobstoppers
    What kind of shampoo do you use: The kind that's in my shower
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: Im not even sure yet .
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: falling for an a/ss hole.
    Chicken pox: nopee
    Sore Throat: yeah
    Stitches: nope
    Broken nose: nope
    Do you believe in love at first sight?: I dunno
    Like school: yeah
    What schools have you gone to: 4
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: no, I would puke if I ever saw the HAMSTER
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?: my best friend
    Who was the last person that called you: my mom while we were at Walmart
    What makes you laugh the most?: Everyday in school with Tyler&Erica while we're in classes
    What makes you smile?: my niece &nephew
    Last person you yelled at: no one
    Last person that told you they love you: My daddy
    Is your loudest friend: Colette
    Do you like filling these out?: suree
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses
    Do you like yourself: yeah
    Do you get along with your family: yeahh they are my EVERYTHING
    Stolen anything over $50: I don't steal
    What are you listening to right now?: Simple Plan radio on pandora >>
    Got any awards: Student of the month at school
    What car do you wish to have: green or black dodge Dakota truck .
    Where do you want to get married: *shrugs shoulders*
    Good driver: I don't know yet
    Good singer: Gee of course
    Have a lava lamp: No.
    How many remote controls are in your house:5
    Double jointed: yeah(:
    What do you dream about: whatever comes to my mind after all the stories i make up
    Last time you showered?: An hour ago
    Last time you took a bath: Few weeks ago
    Scary or happy movies: Scary
    Chocolate or white chocolate: Chocolate
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper:
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
    Summer or winter:summer of course
    Silver or Gold: Silver
    Diamond or pearl: I honestly could care less
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset so I can go to sleep
    Sprite or 7up: I don't drink either only when I'm sick
    Cats or dogs: dogs
    Coffee or tea: Tea.
    Phone or in person: In person
    Indoor or outdoor: outdoors
    End Time: 12:19

  12. BraveLioness BraveLioness
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:21am UTC
    Naptime at 5 years old: "I DON'T WANNA!!!"
    Naptime now: "Praise the Lord!"

  13. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:21am UTC
    "A half finished book,
    after all,
    is a half finished love affair."

  14. Blue_Rose Blue_Rose
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:21am UTC
    Sitting here with my awkward friend, Riley, who is taking photos of us while texting. Oh gosh, my friends.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:24am UTC
    Today, my dad is the best dad I could ask for. He’s a loving husband to my mom (always making her laugh), he’s been to every one of my soccer games since I was 5 (I’m 17 now), and he provides for our family as a construction foreman. This morning when I was searching through my dad’s toolbox for a pliers, I found a dirty folded up paper at the bottom. It was an old journal entry in my dad’s handwriting dated exactly one month before the day I was born. It reads, “I am eighteen years old, an alcoholic who is failing out of college, a past cutter, and a child abuse victim with a criminal record of auto theft. And next month, ‘teen father’ will be added to the list. But I swear I will make things right for my little girl. I will be the dad I never had.” And I don’t know how he did it, but he did it.
    Not mine.

  17. doggo* doggo*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:25am UTC
    Grade 8
    RULES:
    1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    Standing In Front of You - Kelly Clarkson
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    Are You Happy Now - Megan & Liz
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    Enchanted - Taylor Swift
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    I'd Lie - Taylor Swift
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Tidal Wave - Owl City
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
    Friend - Iyaz
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    Stuttering - Fefe Dobson
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Catch My Breath - Kelly Clarkson
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    One Love - Jordan Pruitt
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Ok - Iyaz
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Breakeven - The Script
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    Va Va Voom - Nicki Minaj
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    Dark Side - Kelly Clarkson
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    Fireflies - Owl City
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Bangarang - Skrillex
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    The Lucky One - Taylor Swift
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    Daydreamer - Flux Pavilion
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Barricade - Maddi Jane
    BIGGEST SECRET?
    SIYR - Stuck In Your Radio
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Turn Me Up - Carly Rae Jepsen
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Grade 8 - Ed Sheeran

  18. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:26am UTC
    Back ForYou
    Chapter Six Part One
    I looked through some of my bags of clothes and found an old picture.
    “What’s that?” Jazzy asked.
    “I don’t know,” I said, looking at it. “Oh my God, yes I do!”
    “Is that?”
    “Yes!” I said, looking closer at the ten year old boy I had kept with me in that bag since I was nine.
    “Do you remember his name?” Jazzy asked.
    “No,” I sighed. “No, I don’t.” I laughed at the thought of this little kid being my first crush. “I wonder how he is now.”
    “He looks familiar for some reason,” Jazz said. “Like I’ve seen pictures of him somewhere before.”
    The both of us shrugged and then continued to look through clothes.
    “Oh wear this shirt,” she said, holding up a black shirt that said “Love” on it.
    “Yes!” I said, putting the shirt aside for tomorrow. “Will you yell at me if I wear a snapback?”
    “No,” she said. “It’s not like I’m going to stop you, snapbacks are your thing.”
    “Yay,” I said doing a little dance and she chuckled.
    For the rest of the day we hung around and watched TV. I’m honestly just trying my hardest here not to completely spazz because of what is happening tomorrow. I’m going to meet One Direction and work with them for hours! Like, how do you stay calm knowing that is going to happen? You don’t!
    Jazzy and I both fell asleep that night on the floor and woke up right on time in the morning.
    “AJ,” Jazzy whined. “AJ get up you get to meet your husband today.”
    I laughed and sat up. “You’re meeting yours today too,” I said. “Just saying.”
    Jazzy’s phone then vibrated and she read the messages she got. Her mouth dropped open and I laughed.
    “What?” I asked her.
    “One Direction. Shirtless. Photo shoot. Then, tuxedo. Dying here,” she said and I gasped.
    “So I get to spend all day taking pictures of them shirtless and in tux’s?” I asked and she nodded. “HOLY (explicit) (more explicit) (yeah, you see where I’m going here I have terrible language) YOU’RE KIDDING!” I yelled and Jazzy shook her head.
    “That was my boss,” she said. “She said that’s the type of pictures they want and the guys are fine with it.”
    “I’m going to take a shower now so we can get there as soon as possible,” I said and I headed into the bathroom.
    So, Jazzy and I got ready as fast as we could (but also made sure we looked super amazing) and headed to the studio to start the photo shoot. We got there before the guys so we started to set up.
    “No I want to, Louis get out of my way,” a British accent rang out as a loud thud rang out from against the door.
    “Simon said they’re our age, Harry move your hand I’m going in first,” another accent yelled.
    “How about I go in first? I have a girlfriend,” that must have been Zayn.
    “Alright,” an Irish accent said and the door opened.
    “Hey,” Zayn said, followed by all the other guys who were tripping over each other to get our attention.
    “I just want to let you know I’ve already got dibs on one of you and Jazzy’s got dibs on another so not all of you need to try,” I said and all of them but Zayn started to blush.
    “Am I one of ‘em?” Niall asked.
    “You are but I’m not going to tell you which one of us it is,” I said, winking at him and he smiled and quickly eyed me up and down.
    “Dude,” Jazzy said, “Niall’s totally checking you out.”
    “I know,” I said, feeling a smile playing at my lips.
    “He’s all flirty too,” she said.
    “I’m planning on letting him be,” I said and she smiled.

  19. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:26am UTC
    I Put The 'i' In Single

  20. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:28am UTC
    "When you photograph people in color,
    your photograph their clothes.
    But when you photograph people in B&W,
    you photograph their souls."
    Ted Grant

:)

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