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jackieeex3

1. jackieeex3
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC
   that awkward moment when you’re talking to someone with an accent, and you accidentally reply with their accent.
   :OOOOOOO
   
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2. jackieeex3
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2013 12:20am UTC
   Me: *writes quote*
   Me: *submits quote*
   later
   Quote: *30 faves*
   Me: OH MY GOD.
   Me: I GOT 30 FAVES.
   Me: AM I WITTY FAMOUS YET?????
   
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3. jackieeex3
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   i'd rather volunteer myself
   for tribute in the hunger
   games, than go to school
   tomorrow.
   
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4. jackieeex3
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 9:05am UTC
   my laptop screen is brighter than my future...
   
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5. jackieeex3
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   January 20, 2013 5:28pm UTC
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6. jackieeex3
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   THIS IS MY
   LAST THING IM
   POSTING FOR
   2012! SO
   HAPPY NEW
   YEAR!!1 :D
   
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7. jackieeex3
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   December 26, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
   
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8. jackieeex3
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 9:44am UTC
   the best thing about the internet is that you
   can talk to people
   and have no pants on at the same time
   
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9. jackieeex3
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   Ed Sheeran could sing the ingredients off
   the back of a cereal box and i’d still search
   for a downloadable version.
   
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10. jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    The internet is full of cats
    becasue the dog people go outside!
    
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11. jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    want a new compuer?
    scratch here
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12. jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    i didn’t run into anyone i know today.
    Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.
    
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13. jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    row row row your boat
    gently off the cliff
    thanks
    
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14. jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    My friends be like: One of the best feelings in the world in when you hug someone you love, and they hug back even tighter! <3 <3
    and im like: NUTELLLLAAAAAAAA
    
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15. jackieeex3
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    November 5, 2012 5:44pm UTC
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16. jackieeex3
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    November 4, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Spandex: $15
    Volleyball: $20
    Kneepads: $9
    spiking a ball in your face: PRICELESS
    That's volleyball.
    
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17. jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    6 things we say in school:
    1. im cold
    2. im hungry
    3. i wanna go home
    4. i dont get this
    5. i dont feel good
    6. im tired
    
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