Quotes added on Monday, January 14 2013

DangerousDaydream
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:30am UTC

Helping my brother make a witty.
Zeke: They'll probably hate me.
Me: You're a guy, they'll probably consider you attractive, but you're not.
Zeke: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Should I be scared?
Me: Yes, yes you should be.
Go follow the big loser: EpicUsername

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allyluvu
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:30am UTC

80's kids
are the real 90's kids,
if you think about it.
nmf

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allyluvu
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:32am UTC

Anyone else
think that there should be
an awkward category on Witty?
nmf

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sugrfree
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:43am UTC

HE'S GOT THE VOICE OF A CON

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allyluvu
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:44am UTC

I get it
she's prettier
she's more popular
she's cooler
she's smarter
she's funnier
I get it.
I wouldn't pick me either.
format: xForeverLovedx

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lunal0ve
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:48am UTC

My mum was doing
laundry and
told me to roll up
the socks and put
them in my drawer,
so she handed me
socks and I said
"Master has given
dobby a sock,
dobby is a free
elf!" and ran to
my room to go on
witty.
True story.

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wowurcrazy
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:50am UTC

Anyone else reading Beautiful Creatures?
I'm only on like, chapter 3 but it's soooooo good!

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sugrfree
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:11am UTC

But wouldn't it be awkward if on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition someone hated their $26,ooo room?
*le gasp*
Or entire house?

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a_part_of_me
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:37am UTC

The Game.
You just lost it.

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AquaBubblezz
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:45am UTC

Girl: Your not funny, nice, fair, pretty or clevr ok?!
Me: *Clever

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cammy1998
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:46am UTC

Oh if you could see me now ...
You would ask me why i even bother with life.

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cammy1998
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:49am UTC

If I die young
bury me in satin
lay me down on a bed of roses
sink me in the river at dawn
send me away with words of a love song.

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whateverthePayne
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:53am UTC

Bumped in to a friend from class.
She said it was fun ice skating yesterday.
I asked her "Who did you go with?"
She said the whole class...
Nobody even asked me if I wanted to go.
I THOUGHT 2013 WAS GOING TO BE BETTER.
BUT I GUESS I WILL FALL IN DEPRESSION AGAIN.
I AM FEELING JUST LIKE I WAS AFRAID TO FEEL AGAIN:
I DON'T BELONG HERE...

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:17am UTC

Meowing at cats until they meow back.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:18am UTC

*Looking at art exhibit from school with friend*
Me: I like this pot!
Friend: Yeah, its so pretty! Who is it by?
*reads name tag, by girl we hate*
Me: Nevermind. It's not that cool. Let's go.

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LilacRain
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:20am UTC

Kiss my neck
Bite me
Pull my hair
Trace my spine
Hold me down
Use your tongue
Make me moan
Don't stop till I'm shaking.
nmf/nmq

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WittyAddict3
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:29am UTC

If i was gay, i would think hip-hop hates me,
Have you read the YouTube comments lately?
"Man thats gay," gets dropped on the daily.
We become so numb to what we're saying.

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:30am UTC

Even if someone breaks your Heart
There is always someone willing to Mend it

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:33am UTC

Sometimes you will never know the true
value of a Moment until it becomes a
Memory

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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:33am UTC

i know this is gonna be my year. Ever sense ive been talking to him i actually have been smiling . I have been having my nights that i used to cry myself to sleep to smiling over cute texts from him. I really think that we are gonna be really good for eachother . Ive never felt this way before . Ive been waiting for something like this for too long . I guess it goes to show that if you have to wait for something that will change you're life you will . You will even go through all of the d.ouche bags untill you find the better guy that you always wished for on 11:11 & you always waited for . ❤

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