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Quotes added on Monday, January 14 2013

  1. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:01am UTC
    I dated you for five days then you cheated on me and dumped me.
    WHY ARE YOU SO INVOLVED IN MY LIFE.
    get out. Get out. You cause so much stress for me that I DONT need. Youre drama.
    Youre involved with her and him and her and her and her and her and him and Omfg.
    They were in MY life first. You are weaving your way around every aspect of my life.
    I really hope you move away next month and stay gone.

  2. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Chocolate myths
    1. Chocolate causes pimples. False.
    In fact, it is the milk in chocolate that can contribute to pimples. Real chocolate, which is bitter, contains antioxidants which actually help your skin look better.
    2. Chocolate causes cavities. False.
    Cocoa butter in chocoalate coats teeth, lowering the likelihood of teeth decay. While it is high in sugar, chocolate melts in your mouth quickly, reducing the amount of time that bacteria can attack your teeth and cause cavities.
    3. Chocolate is high in caffeine. False.
    The amount fo caffeine in an ounce of chocolate contains 6mg of caffeine, whereas an average cup of coffee contains 130-150mg.
    4. Chocolate causes heart disease. False.
    Real chocolate can help prevent heart problems as cocoa butter reduces cholesterol. It also contains vital minerals and vitamins such as iron, magnesium, calcium and potassium, which contribute to general well-being.
    5. Chocolate causes cancer. False.
    Dark chocolate is a great source of antioxidants that protect you from toxic elements in the environment, for example cigarette smoke. In addition, dark chocolate has four times the amount of anti oxidants as green tea: 100ml of green tea contains 13.9mg of catechins, (anti oxidants that fight cancer), but 100g of chocolate has 35.5mg.
    IN SUMMARY:
    Dark chocolate is good for you, and consuming small amounts daily is beneficial to your health.
    Also, white chocolate is not chocolate.

  3. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:02am UTC
    He's just so..
    Ugh,
    amazing.

  4. fireice555 fireice555
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:03am UTC
    on a quiet night when im alone, i think of you until break of dawn. i miss your face, i miss your smile, i havent seen you in awhile. i close my eyes so i can see the memories of you and me. the love and laughs we have shared and all the time that you have spared. then a surge of sadness from within; i cant stop the tears from rushing in. i miss the way you hold me tight, oh how i wish you were here tonight. i start to feel this pain inside and no matter what i cannot hide, i always try but i always fail. i cant help myself if my heart is frail.
    *my pathetic attempt to write a poem type thing.*

  5. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I'm not sure how much longer I can take this...

  6. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:07am UTC
    GUYS WHEN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY THE WITTY BANNER GETS ALL RAINBOWY WITH CATS THAT SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW AHH THANKS STEVE

  7. onedreamonedirection onedreamonedirection
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:07am UTC
    When you want to passionately makeout with someone.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:08am UTC
    And i cant go on
    Without your love, you lost, you never held on.

  10. Musiclovez13 Musiclovez13
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:11am UTC
    I can say I hate you a billion times,
    but we both know I'd take you back
    in a heartbeat...
    ____________♥____________
    nmf

  11. Dolphincutie24 Dolphincutie24
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:15am UTC
    he walks by me, cant he tell that i cant breathe
    and there he goes, so perfectly...
    the kind of flawless i wish i could be


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. BeOriginal204 BeOriginal204
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:19am UTC
    I've liked him for four years,
    Four years of waiting
    Four years of wishing for a chance
    Four years of following my heart
    Four years of bruised feelings
    Four years of dreaming
    Four years of fighting for him.
    And now that I have him, I know he was worth every damn second. Amazing things come to those who wait

  14. tatertotz7 tatertotz7
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:20am UTC
    We are like Ali and Noah from The Notebook.
    Completely insane.
    but we're crazy for each other
    <3

  15. laxchick28 laxchick28
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:22am UTC
    i'm at the end of the line. not sure what else to do..who to turn to. i am sorry, i really am.. i just can't do it anymore.

  16. julia* julia*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Most nights
    I hardly sleep.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Erica_213 Erica_213 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:27am UTC
    where are you?
    where are you when I need you?

  19. jasmine3899 jasmine3899
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:29am UTC
    God loves you.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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