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Quotes added on Thursday, November 1 2012


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Brooke2011 Brooke2011
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:20am UTC
    When you're in your bed
    and you replay the whole night
    in your head. ♡

  3. secretvent23 secretvent23
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:21am UTC
    im sick of the secrets...

  4. wintergirl88 wintergirl88
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:22am UTC
    halloween.... the one night i can pretend to be something im not... how bout someone with a boyfriend!!

  5. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:23am UTC
    A perfect night
    ruined by a perfect fight.

  6. SparklyUnicorn SparklyUnicorn
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Hey❤
    I'm Cindy
    NOTE: My suite is under construction. Please ignore the hot mess. Modern renovting :)
    Encase you don't already see, I'm Bella from beauty and the beast for Halloween
    It's Becasue When I'm In Pain. . .
    Your Behind The Scene's
    Laughing At My Pain

  7. heyitssydney heyitssydney
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:28am UTC
    I
    Disappoint
    Myslef.

  8. fireflyxo fireflyxo
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:31am UTC
    If you were happy before him,
    you can be happy without him.

  9. it_will_be_ok it_will_be_ok
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:34am UTC
    *in a haunted house with my friends*
    Savannah: *holds my hand*
    creepy guy: *jumps at us*
    Savannah: SOFT KITTY WARM KITTY LITTLE BALL OF FUR KITTY...
    creepy chick: let us do your makeup for the movie...
    me: naw, I like mine the way it is.
    Plyler: who's your dentist?
    me: *gets separated from Savannah whose hand I was holding*
    Matt: *is unmoved by the scary sh.t going on*
    me: MATT HOLD MY HAND MOTHER F.CKER!
    Matt:
    me:
    Matt: ...
    fake person: *thrashing on the ground*
    Savannah: CALM THE F.CK DOWN! JUST CALM DOWN! YOU ARE JUST PLASTIC!
    priest zombie: *praying over zombie corpse thing*
    me: I BELIEVE LORD! PRAISE JESUS!
    Savannah and Fisher: AMAZING GRACE HOW SWEET THE SOUND...
    chainsaw man: *runs out at us*
    my group: *runs away screaming*
    me: hey I have one of those...will you take a picture with me?
    him: ...
    him: sure why not. just make it quick.

  10. xxsoccerkidxx xxsoccerkidxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:35am UTC
    I want a boyfriend who:
    Will walk me to my classes.
    Calls me his Princess.
    Takes goofy pictures with me.
    Puts silly notes in my locker.
    Texts me until either of us fall asleep.
    Will be my bestfriend.
    Gives forehead kisses.
    Will hold my hand.
    But apprently that's too much to ask for.
    Because they're peasants.

  11. xomakaykayxo xomakaykayxo
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Why can't I just get over him.

  12. xxsoccerkidxx xxsoccerkidxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:37am UTC
    It's hard to be fabulous in a world full of basic peasants.

  13. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:38am UTC
    I Love To Hate You
    Chapter 8
    Liam's P.O.V.
    After our AMAZING night on the town, we’re parked in my driveway. I start talking to Ally. The convo that I’ve been anticipating in my head.
    “Ally. I need to tell you something.”
    “Go ahead….”
    I think she knew what was coming.
    Ally's P.O.V.
    What could Liam possibly have to tell me? I mean, we’ve been best friends for like four years now, what secret do I not know? He looks at me with puppy eyes… oh god. I just realised something…. I love him. I’ve loved him for all this time and I did’nt even know it! And now we’re stuck in the friend zone already. Oh, cupcakes. Now I get it… he’s about to tell me he loves me. That’s the only possible thing that he has left to hide. That I can think of. He passes me a bit of paper. So I unfold the paper, and these are the words I find inside:
    “Ally,
    I’m just going to imply this, but, you’re the Beyonce to my Jay-Z. The Kate to my William. The Marge to my Homer. The Jessie to my Buzz.
    Am I the Jay-Z to your Beyonce? The William to your Kate? The Homer to your Marge? The Buzz to your Jessie?
    Yours Faithfully,
    Liam.”

  14. Spuddy1o1 Spuddy1o1
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:43am UTC
    ?
    Look how she's changed
    look how she's grown,
    The pesonality changes
    I shoud have known
    'Mum' she said
    As the tales unfurled
    This is the life of a Teenage Girl.
    http://www.bestteenpoems.com/poem/the-life-of-a-teenage-girl#ixzz2AwQDNEVa
    Credit: FaveFormats

  15. conversel0ver conversel0ver
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:44am UTC
    Rejection hurts so much.

  16. xxsoccerkidxx xxsoccerkidxx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:44am UTC
    Relationship Guideline
    If you and your boyfriend/girlfriend switched phones for the day, would you two still be together the next???

  17. cookiemonstaa cookiemonstaa
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:45am UTC
    When he tells you "I love you" randomly.

  18. MoniBird MoniBird
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:47am UTC
    sometimes i like to silently contemplate life,
    and everytime it happens my feelings get slightly worse,
    and then i just let the voices and vices take me over and make feel better again

  19. MoniBird MoniBird
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:51am UTC
    trains are like boyfriends...fast, noisy and quick to leave.

  20. BrittanyMAnn BrittanyMAnn
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:52am UTC
    Call me old fashioned, But I still want a guy to ask my dad for my hand in marrage.

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