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XxwittykittyxX

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Member Since: 26 Jun 2012 08:11pm

Last Seen: 16 Jun 2013 07:53pm

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Well it started with your hips, so I moved up to your lips to take a chance ask for a dance because your the cutest thing, on this side of the world. We call our homes, yet I feel so all alone half of the time we have to live with what we got and I got nothing so I pray you'll take my hands and we can conjure up with something rad. And you could move on with your whole life, just like you do, just like you shoobie doo doo too. And you could make everything alright, and I want you too, becuase ever since the first dance all I thought about was loving on you.
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  1. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:09pm EST
    AND WHO *
    *ELSE? *
    Is more excited about Boxing day * *than Christmas. *
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  2. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 12:36am EST
    Does anyone
    know the rain date for the end of the world?

  3. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:04pm EST
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    Why are so many people getting top quotes with the saying
    "All I want for christmas is him."
    -SoOverUsed-

  4. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:59pm EST
    Worst feeling ever #12
    When it doesn't come in your size.

  5. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:51pm EST
    Dear Steve,
    You really need to make a catagory called "Depresing storys nobody want to read."
    Sincerely, I come here to laugh after my already sh-tty day.

  6. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:56am EST
    So,
    My "friends" that were my "friends" that are still my "friends" but not really my "friends" but I still call them my "friends" aren't my "friends" anymore.
    Just me?

  7. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:51am EST
    The best part of Baby Bell cheese is
    Playing with the wax.

  8. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:17am EST
    Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of "kissing in the rain" ?
    You're:
    -in risk of catching a cold
    -look like sh*t
    -shivering
    -freezing you a// off
    -wishing you were inside.

  9. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:10am EST
    "I wish all my presents were pre-wrapped."
    Me: "Try Gum."

  10. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:06am EST
    Worst feeling ever #11
    When someone gives you a christmas present and all you can do is say "thank you" and smile because you have nothing to give them in return.

  11. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 7:12pm EST
    ~Guys have boobs too~
    They just don't want to admit they're flat chested.

  12. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 3:12am EST
    Friend: Are you mad?
    Me: no.
    Friend: Are you sure? You look mad.
    Me: no, Im not mad.
    Friend: Are you positive your not mad?
    Me: yes "Im positive" that Im not mad.
    Friend: seriously, tell me whats wrong. I know you mad.
    Me: IM NOT FU/CKING MAD LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I THROW A POMEGRANITE AT YOUR FACE YOU ANNOYING PEASANT.
    Friend: I knew you were mad....

  13. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:18pm EST
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  14. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:23am EDT
    A perfect night
    ruined by a perfect fight.

  15. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 8:07pm EDT
    Dear, George Lucas.
    My life is over.
    Sincerly, Entire star wars galaxy.

  16. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 8:02pm EDT
    George Lucas
    ruined my life today
    when he
    SOLD
    Star wars.

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    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:01am EDT
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  18. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 11:02pm EDT
    I hate it when...
    Celebritys complain about
    they're life.

  19. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 11:29pm EDT
    Why talk about our future when were not done living
    our present?

  20. XxwittykittyxX XxwittykittyxX
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 11:17pm EDT
    Pretending not to listen and, pretending not to care.
    Are two different things.

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