Quotes added on Thursday, September 27 2012

BreakingOnMetal
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September 27, 2012 12:58am UTC

My Wrist Is....
My Canvas.
My Journal.
My Thoughts.
My Therapist.
My Escape.
My Bestfriend.
My Wrist Is Just A Bunch Of Lines From This Prolonged Untold Story Called My Life And Im Not Finished Writing

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VinnieLavini
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September 27, 2012 12:59am UTC

☒Single
☒ taken
☑To busy hunting horcruxes

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BlackButterflies
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September 27, 2012 1:01am UTC

Fat Amy is amazing: (:
"I have a feeling we should kiss."
"I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal
meth, but then I think hhmm, better not."

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GreenDay21
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September 27, 2012 1:02am UTC

We can watch the stars until the sun begins to rise

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PsychoButterflies
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September 27, 2012 1:07am UTC

Makes awesome quote, about to upload and then ... THIS.
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carlisius
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:10am UTC

Current weight: 115 pounds
Goal weight: 105 - 110 pounds

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SorrowUnleashed
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September 27, 2012 1:10am UTC

A blade in my hand and my life in front of me, I'm stranded between relapse and recovery.

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aaatje14
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September 27, 2012 1:13am UTC

OMG The guy I like kissed me last night :o
:$ :$ :$
And we have a date in a week and a half :D
SOoooooo exited!!!!! OMG

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catvalentineinthe80s
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September 27, 2012 1:17am UTC

Random person- Your mom is soooo old.
You- I told your mom to act her age. She died.

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notreallyon
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September 27, 2012 1:18am UTC

I miss him so much. I can't handle it, anymore.
I just miss him too much.

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PsychoButterflies
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September 27, 2012 1:18am UTC

You is kind,
you is smart,
you is important
-The Help

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xExplosiveCandyx
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September 27, 2012 1:26am UTC

I'D LOVE DO DIIE THIS WAY:
-gets a phone call-
me:hello?
guy: ask information and then do you like scary movies?
me: sure
guy: what is your favourite?
me: i love all of them
guy: ley's play a game
me: what sort of game
guy: a game were i ask you questions and if you get them wrong you die but if you get them right you also die
me: wtf! -hangs up phone
-phone call-
guy: don't hang up on me
me: - hangs up-
guy: time to die
-someone thing bangs-
me: runs like hell
-eventually scream kills me-
wouldn't we all want to die like a horror film ( scream 1)

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catvalentineinthe80s
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September 27, 2012 1:26am UTC

Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally retarded llama
Double llama
Kissy llama
Moose, potato, moose, moose, potato
Fish, piranha, fish, fish, piranha
Awkward turtle
SNAIL

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MayNingeongan
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:31am UTC

10 f*cking days! :P
EDMONTON HERE I COME! :P

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RejectedGamer
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September 27, 2012 1:34am UTC

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:36am UTC

How do you deal with the pain, when it won't fade away?

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catvalentineinthe80s
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September 27, 2012 1:45am UTC

One time, I ate a hamburger and then an hour later I started sneezing, but I don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger.
-Cat Valentine

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Imagine_OneDirection
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September 27, 2012 1:48am UTC

One Direction Imagine
Customised Imagine for AMillionWishes
You're at the school fair, and there's a preformance stage. You decide to get up and sing your fave song, WMYB. You can see everything from the stage, the Hurricane ride (from which your neck really hurts), the Cake stall, and the Sweet Stall's unusually big crowd.
At the start of the chorus, a familiar face jostles their way out of the Sweet Stall's crowd. Holy Nandos.... NIALL? You have a mini panic attack as you realise that you're singing 1D's song, and you might not be singing up to his standard.But to your suprise, he comes up, and he sings his part.
You're like 'Oh dear....'
Until at the end of the song, he pulls you close, and kisses you.

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catvalentineinthe80s
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September 27, 2012 1:52am UTC

You're breaking up with your boyfriend.
"You'll never find someone like me! Never!" he shouts.
Turn around, darling. Stare them in the eyes, and spit "That's the point."

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marie1616
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September 27, 2012 1:53am UTC

*Watches Magic Mike*
<<<BAM>>>
Pregnant.
FORMAT: PAPERLUNG/NMQ

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