Quotes added on Monday, September 24 2012

ghost town girl*
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September 24, 2012 12:19am UTC

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Not Sally.

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PinkPerfectionGirl
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:19am UTC

I hate it when people tell me to calm down when I'm mad.

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Ikindofhatemyself
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:20am UTC

How can you love me,
When I am ugly?♥
nmf

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:21am UTC

I just noticed this:
"SUCCESS! Your quote has been added!"
...
"The quote will appear in the newest quotes in a few minutes and [maybe in the top quotes in a little while]"
Yeah. Thanks, Witty, but thats not happening.

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Ikindofhatemyself
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:22am UTC

I wonder if ANYBODY knows I hurt this much.

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TalkSouthernToMe
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September 24, 2012 12:22am UTC

The Holy Bible Poem
Dear Children of the Earth,
From: Your Father in Heaven.
I want my words to touch your inner being,
I want your precious spirit's eyes to be seeing,
I want the world to know that you are mine,
And to put a tingle down your spine!!
You'll find my words in a special book,
It wont take long, just have a quick look.
There are sixty six little books bound inside,
You'll find me in there with arms open wide.
You will see that I sit upon my throne,
Searching the world for a people of my very own.
It tells you all about my worldly creation,
How it all went wrong, and the birth of a nation.
It tells of their lives of trouble and strife,
But mostly it tells of their faith in life.
Its got stories and proverbs and songs galore,
But about a special man, there are gospels four!!
At the centre of my book, is Jesus your special friend,
Although, he's actually there from beginning to end.
And on that day, when you finally realize,
That you need my Son to open your eyes.
He'll be there knocking at the door of your heart,
You only have to say "Sorry, Jesus, I want a new start."
You see that's what my Holy Bible is all about.
It tells that "I LOVE YOU ALWAYS," without a doubt.
Janice Hingley

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queenmarie
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:22am UTC

i don't want to lose you.

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uncertain
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:23am UTC

i count my blessings everyday .

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fallingfromthelight
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:24am UTC

LIFE...

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GreenDay21
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:26am UTC

Falling in love with your best friend
Is the most painful thing
If they aren't in love with you too </3

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Ikindofhatemyself
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:26am UTC

I don't think you know how hard this is for me.
This depression is killing me.

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heyheycraycray
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:26am UTC

i just noticed...
ANNASOPHIA ROBB & JOSH HUTCHERSON were in Bridge to Terabithia,
ANNASOPHIA ROBB & ALEXANDER LUDWIG were in Race to Witch Mountain
& don't we all know who plays CATO and PEETA?

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LoveIsEverlasting
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:28am UTC

Don't you get it?
I will always love you even at the worst times

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Ikindofhatemyself
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:29am UTC

I wish I would get in a car accident .
E N D E V E R Y T H I N G

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Cutiee
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:39am UTC

A relationship is not a TEST, so why cheat?
♥

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AwaySheFlew
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:39am UTC

“We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life to shut up and sit down. There's something wrong there.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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AwaySheFlew
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:41am UTC

“The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.
- Neil deGrasse Tyson

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ClayoTomatoe
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:43am UTC

Maybe,
todays generation of 10-13 year olds will stop wanting to grow up if 90's kids stop acting like todays generation can only be cool if they're older and a 90's kid.

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OnlyYourSuperman
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 12:43am UTC

You can be the captain
& I'll be your first mate..

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