Quotes added on Wednesday, July 4 2012

VintageClothing
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July 4, 2012 12:11am UTC

The best time to wear a striped sweater;
Is all the time.
Admit it. You sang that.

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shoppergal123
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:11am UTC

What i don't understand is why i'm so stressed about this.

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ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:12am UTC

*more advice i gave my best friend*
Everyones afraid of whats going to happen in the future. No one knows what their life will become in the future. Theres a lot to be afraid of for the future. Youre gonna lose people , and gain people. Youll go places you probably never expected. Youll fall for someone you never thought you would have. And when the time is right .. Youll find that special someone in your life.. Or they could be from your past and are now going to come back into your life and youll be happy together. Or truthfully things could go wrong between each other.. But if it happens, it happened for a reason. And i know you dont really believe in god that much but like .. He has a plan for everyone.

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Mrsleohoward
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:12am UTC

Top 3 Fangirl Sayings:
1. asdfghjkl;
2. OMG
3. MY OVARIES = GONE

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guzgirl1996
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:12am UTC

Everything I do has a secret,
self-destructive,
motive behind it

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AcousticMess11
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:12am UTC

I woke up the next morning with a smile on my face
And a long list of gentlemen happy to [[take your place]]
Less trashier, much classier than who you proved to be
How long's it gonna take before you see that she's no me?
(;

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WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

Remember when...
I said I was over you?
When you saw me laughing with a new guy, looking like I was as happy as I've always been?
Yeah, it was all a lie.

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nadia26
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

And this is what i wake up to: we share something so common and i really like you i'vee been holding this in for a while and i just have to let it out i really to be able to calll you my girl i fell in deep love with my bestfriend and theres nothing i can do about it but tell you you are the most beautiful thing in the world and i just wanted to tell you iIOVEYOU forever and always so what do you sya be my girl<3?

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OrangeFlashingRage
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

Mum: Go to bed.
Me: You go to bed.
Dad: {snickers}.
Mum: Quit encouraging her.
Dad: Yes Mam.
Me: {Fidgetting awkwardly trying not to laugh}.
Mum: No TV for a year.
Me: What? Are you talking to me or dad?
Mum: {cold stare}.
Dad: {laughs uncontrollably}.
Mum: Yes, both of you.

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xxcupcake01xx
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

Not following the directions on the cake box because
YOLO
mine;; no jocking

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CrazedFangirl
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

Don't sit around waiting for a miracle to happen.
get out there and make them happen.
nmf

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Alexandra_babe
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

I Miss You
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ItsGottaBeYouh
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

Hold onto the feelin' and dont let it go, cause we got the floor now get outta control(:

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jblover487
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:13am UTC

Did you know?
that you burn 5 calories everytime you kiss someone.
(:

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ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:14am UTC

*last part*
And like you may not go where you intented to go, but just remember that means you ended up where you needed to be. Also its the same thing for the way things may happen.. It may not happen how you want it to, and thats something youd learn to accept, because it only means thats the way its meant to be.

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:14am UTC

Dear paranoid people
who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one,
what's your plan?
♥

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ellebubbles10
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:15am UTC

Can someone be here for me, for once?
My mom is dying of cancer and has a few weeks left. Just someone to talk to and make me feel better. Thanks :)
-nmf.add me on facebook. https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100004018732573

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ZombiesRule
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:15am UTC

<3 I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that i will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on witty. See what guy can actually write a pargraph that will surprise you. <3 :D

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hollisterbeach
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:15am UTC

For the first
time, I see you for who you really are

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:15am UTC

Hey I just like you
And this is crazy
You have alotta drama
Defriend me maybe?

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