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Quotes added on Saturday, June 16 2012


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ilovepeeta19 ilovepeeta19
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Yeah, now you‘re really just somebody that I used to know, you cut me off, your acting like nothing ever happened and then we were nothing. I would go on but I would be typing the whole song.

  3. charliemachine charliemachine
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    when someone makes fun of you everyone thinks its funny
    but when you say one thing about them BOOM your the bad person.

  4. DarkMoonlightSoul DarkMoonlightSoul
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Not Always Downhi l l
    Chapter 1
    I flattened out my ruffled black tank top. As I was drinking my water someone started talking on the intercom.
    "Hello this is your pilot speaking and we will land in Colorado shortly."
    It was still all a blur to me. Only a day ago was I happily watching Disney movies while snuggling on the couch with my parents, in our mansion that was in New York. But now...I was sitting in an uncomfortable seat on an airplane next to Claire who claims to be my mother's highschool best friend who is now my legal guardian. Let me fill you in on the details. Just seven hours ago I was noticed that my mom a model/actress and my dad director/photographer died in a plane crash. What makes matters worse is that soon it was going to be my 18th birthday and we always spent time together as a family on birthdays. Now the only thing I have of them is the necklace my parents gave me when I was born. It was a heart shaped locket and inside was a picture of the three of us and on the other side has some writing that said We Will Always Be In Your Heart. That necklace was now my everything.
    As the plane started shaking, cause it was landing soon, I spilled some water on my white shorts. I sighed and Claire tried to help me wipe it off.
    "It's fine Claire, thanks for the help though."
    "No problem sweety and I should let you know something um..when we get to my hou- I mean our house it might be a little wild."
    "What do you mean?"
    "Well um I have a husband, three horses, two dogs, a cat, and a-"
    "It's okay Claire I love animals!"
    "Oh..the animals aren't the things I'm worried about it's just I have seven children also...and they are all boys.."
    "Oh..well like I said I'm an animal person..after what happened today..not so sure about the people person."
    "I understand Nikki."
    I just gave heart a heartless, fake smile. But really SEVEN CHILDREN AND ALL BOYS!! Living in Colorado is definitely not going to be easy. It was hard enough when I didn't have any siblings at all but now the siblings I get are all boys, great! I hope you heard the sarcasm there.
    As the plane shook more the sign to put on our seatbelts lit up. I sighed, seatbelts were always a bother to me. In a few minute we landed. When we boarded off the plane I didn't really think Colorado would be all that. But boy was I wrong. Once I was outside I just fell in love with the view.

  5. MomoLoves MomoLoves
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:17am UTC

    You don't give up on the ones you love.
    format by fake_a_smile

  6. drizzydrake78 drizzydrake78
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Summer Bucketlist 2k12
    have a water balloon fight

  7. DangerDove DangerDove
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Mr.Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris.
    They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice,
    "I'm a little cold, could I borrow your blanket?"
    The man says,
    "how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile?"
    The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed.
    Then he replies," Good, then you can get your own d**n blanket."

  8. jesusismylovexox jesusismylovexox
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
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    If you don't fave this, you're sick.
    actually, my immune system is at 100% today, but thanks for your concern.
    -----------------------------

  9. heyhiLOL10108 heyhiLOL10108
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    I don't want to lose you and all the memories we had together... but i would be so better off without you..

  10. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:18am UTC
    I 'Killed' the
    kool-aid man
    apperently...
    This is what I get
    for giveing my boyfriend
    a glass of fruit punch

  11. xosavannaxo xosavannaxo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:18am UTC
    I love when guys play with my hair <3

  12. fashionblast fashionblast
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Don't
    G o W i t h T h e F l o w

  13. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:18am UTC
    The feeling of being sick, but you're not really sick.
    You're just upset and unhappy and you just feel like
    staying in bed all day.

  14. dance98765 dance98765
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I was talking to my dad & he said if I started doing cross country or track he would stop smoking & train with me. I don't think i'm gonna do all that well but if that's what it takes then i'll go for it. Sorry, just happy that I finally found a way for him to stop smoking & wanted to vent!

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:19am UTC
    can we pretend
    that airplanes
    in the night sky
    are like shooting stars?
    i could really use a wish right now

  16. DangerDove DangerDove
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13"
    the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.
    The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

  17. ImNotWeirdUrNormal ImNotWeirdUrNormal
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Relationships are now harder because;
    Conversations became texting,
    Arguments became phone calls,
    Feelings became messages online,
    Using someone became easy,
    The word love gets used out of context,
    Insecurities have become your way of thinking,
    Becoming jealous became a habit,
    Trust has been lost,
    Cheating became an accident,
    Leaving became the only option,
    And being hurt; that became natural..
    -ImNotWeirdUrNormal
    Format by Breeze

  18. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Am I the ONLY ONE
    that DOESN'T have a tumbler??

  19. fashionblast fashionblast
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Don't pretend you care.

  20. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Think about this:
    Kidnapping really is not that bad!
    It's like a surprise first date you didn't know about.
    He's been planning this for weeks too.
    Plus he already knows everything you like because he was stalking you too.
    And you gotta think, this guy spent allot of time and money on you.
    He had to buy duck tape, rope, a get away car, chloroform, sunglasses, binoculars, a place to take you, pay that places rent.
    How romantic :)
    btw nmf, and not meant to be taken seriously.

:)

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