Another of my having fun lists.......
38 Amusing things to do in the elevator ( this might not be my best.)
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
5. Shave.
6. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
7. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8. When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
10. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
11. One word: Flatulence!
12. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, d**n motion sickness!"
13. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
14. Meow occasionally.
15. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
16. Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"
17. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
18. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
19. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
20. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
21. Leave a box between the doors.
22. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
23. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
24. Start a sing-along.
25. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
26. Play the harmonica.
27. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
28. Lean against the button panel.
29. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
30. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
31. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
32. Bring a chair along.
33. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
34. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
35. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
36. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
37. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
38. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
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