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Quotes added on Thursday, June 14 2012

  1. paulinacheer12 paulinacheer12
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:00am UTC
    They said true love was just around the corner,
    b u t i t f e e l s l i k e I ' m w a l k i n g i n a c i r c l e .

  2. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:00am UTC
    My Twelve Commandments:
    1. Be me
    2. Never stop dreaming
    3. Do what you love
    4. Doit now
    5. Cease to complain
    6. Change begins with oneself
    7. Laugh often and much
    8. Take care of your relationships
    9. Learn to say 'no' and mean it
    10. Let go
    11. Eat. Pray. Love.
    12. Always believe in oneself
    nmq

  3. luv2laugh luv2laugh
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    take me as i am or
    watch me as i go
    <3

  4. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Maths Teacher: If you have 5 pieces of chocolate, and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?Me: 5.

  5. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I dont know what to do. Im in a bad situation and i just need some advice.
    Please. Heres the story.
    So this guy who ive known since 5th grade started really talking to me and my bestfriend on the same day but he was talking to her more than me so apparently they both started liking eachother and he asked her out today. She is so happy but he isnt. He started texting me a few hours after they started going out and he said it wasnt her he liked, it was me. And i kinda like him too but i dont think i can date him now cause he's dating my friend but he's gonna break up with her. And im also friends with his other ex... so idk. He keeps saying that he likes me and misses me and stuff and i was like ' your basically cheating on alex even though you dont like her ' and all he said was ' so ' so im scared he would do the same thing with me. I dont know what to do.

  6. HeyBabeItsElma HeyBabeItsElma
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Men are like bank accounts, with out a lot of money they don't generate interest!!

  7. ImaBelieber_ ImaBelieber_
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    MY FRESHMAN YEAR
    Went by really fast..
    nmf

  8. smallvictoria1 smallvictoria1
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:02am UTC
    My math teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, “ At the end of this ruler is an idiot!” I got sent to the principals office when I asked what end he was talking about. J
    not my quote, im giving credit to osme other random person... :P

  9. NLN NLN
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Today is just one of those days where all i want to do is cry and listen to music ...

  10. yourwordscutlikeknives yourwordscutlikeknives
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I want to die.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    You make me happy, whether you know it or not.

  13. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    If I was your boyfriend , Ahh girl.
    I would make you cereal every morning .. <3 lol :P

  14. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:04am UTC
    You asked me out on Valentine's Day,
    There couldn't of been a better day to
    Now today is our 4month anniversiary,it seems so much longer. We were always best friends and now that your mine i love you 1000000x more♥
    Happy Anniversary sweetheart.♥

  15. sarsarisme sarsarisme
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Don't you hate it when....
    Your sitting alone in class, and everyone stares at you as if your the largest fly in the planet.
    Yeah, I get this a lot...

  16. luv2laugh luv2laugh
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:05am UTC
    That
    depressing
    moment
    when the pizza
    guy isn't hot...


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Kamileon Kamileon
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:05am UTC
    HYPER HYPER HYPER
    Oh how I love sugar so very much. ^-^

  19. justforvents justforvents
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:06am UTC
    me: Hi daddy :)
    dad: what do you want now?

  20. justasecretaccount justasecretaccount
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:06am UTC
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